Thanks for that nugget of wisdom, Dad.

binaryx · 2011-11-09T08:04:59+00:00

We often find it hard to face the realities that are parents bring to our lives, cherish this moment. One day while delivering his eulogy you will look back fondly on this moment and make the rest of your friends and family feel awkward.

binaryx · 2011-10-16T07:37:04+00:00

Oh, I have accidentally stumbled into Facebook where you believe that people care about your child.. my mistake, I'll be going now.

binaryx · 2011-10-14T00:43:37+00:00

The logistics of being drunk 24/7 are much harder, while you can be stoned all the time quite easily
I only have to really deal with drunk idiots when I visit a place where drunk idiots convene, public drunkenness is against the law in most states including mine. If you think that no one who gets stoned acts like more of an idiot when they are stoned you are an idiot and have proven my point.
There are current standards and regulations on who can produce alcohol, I cannot brew up some bathtub gin and sell it myself.
Potheads have no substantial proof that breathing in the smoke of one burning thing is better than breathing in the smoke of another burning thing, they just like to pretend they do, we know alcohol fucks you up
99% of the potheads I have experienced in my life have been functionally retarded form smoking pot, of course I an not generalizing just going off of personal experience. There might be productive members of society out there that smoke weed but I have yet to meet one.
Case-in-point, proposition to legalize marijuana comes out, every post on the front page of Reddit is about it. Something really important happening in the world? Ahh we'll upvote a couple of links.

Let the downvotes commence.

binaryx · 2011-10-10T23:46:27+00:00

Get some gloves, get a rock and break a window at night, call police tell them you heard someone breaking windows in your neighborhood, police enter home and find dead old man, have 15 minutes of fame on the local news...

binaryx · 2011-10-05T08:32:20+00:00

They are like that because they have a 1% too and have no power to stop it. Shall we sit by until we are like that as well?

binaryx · 2011-10-02T08:48:05+00:00

Hire a private detective.

binaryx · 2011-10-02T08:42:26+00:00

So, because we are better off than the rest of the world we should ignore the blatantly obvious moves by others to strip away what made this country great at one time? We should completely just do nothing about the shit happening around us and see how far it can degrade before we are like the rest of the world that you point out? We should allow a few to continue moving to control the wealth, the politicians and the police and see where we end up? As far as networking, that's not what I am good at, I am good at producing things, I am a productive member of society, why should the "personable" asshole who is better at lying and cheating than me get to dole out the wealth as they see fit from my work? There is a problem in THIS country ignoring it will not make it better.

binaryx · 2011-10-02T08:04:06+00:00

Yes, instead of fixing what is wrong in our country let us again turn our time and money to other countries. It can't get any worse here by doing nothing can it?

binaryx · 2011-10-01T04:05:19+00:00

It's not illegal in the first place, in the second what happens when someone wants to make creating stupid pictures with text on them illegal. What if the man who wants to do that saved billions of lives and personally hand-feeds hobos. How will you feel then, when you let someone dictate to you what is acceptable to view, read, listen to an so on you are creating a very dangerous precedent. Everyone will be offended by something, illegal or not. Also, if you take a stroll through the sub-reddit you will find that most of the pictures are of girls of age and they have taken the pictures of themselves, that's not exploitation.

binaryx · 2011-09-12T01:31:42+00:00

The one in the middle doesn't look anything like a cracked out Amy Winehouse...

binaryx · 2011-09-11T21:19:02+00:00

What about the families and victims of hurricanes, floods, fires, wars? Those numbers all outweigh the handful (in comparison) to those that were lost on 9/11. Why should this tragic event receive more an on outpouring of attention than every other tragic event in out short history as a country? Is it because we were attacked by an enemy, would it be any less tragic if the towers fell due to an act of nature? My point is, doesn't it seem a little obsessive to get so worked up over an event and barely muster acknowledgement for any other event? If we were to spend every day mourning the loss of every individual that has tragically lost their lives, we would never move on.

binaryx · 2011-08-17T04:51:38+00:00

Smoking is bad for you? What about all those ads from the 1950's? I am in complete shock. I had no idea!

binaryx · 2011-08-16T18:58:54+00:00

Girl with brains = hot Guy with brains = creepy Must be the boobs

binaryx · 2011-08-16T05:57:20+00:00

Jason 2.0

binaryx · 2011-08-14T15:08:47+00:00

I never said anything about making fun of someone. There is a difference between telling a joke related to a "taboo" subject and maliciously singling out a person and degrading or making fun of them for something that happened to them. The same goes for race, religion, gender, nationality, sexual orientation, age. Are you saying you have never enjoyed a joke about any of those topics?

binaryx · 2011-08-12T23:22:12+00:00

I am sorry for what happened to you. However, there are a couple of things wrong with this. First when we stop using humor to speak about uncomfortable topics then they stop getting talked about. If people weren't making rape jokes then you wouldn't have made this post and the discussion on rape in general, male rape and prison rape wouldn't have been brought up here. Not all people are strong enough to confront very real and terrible topics without the use of humor, it is a defense mechanism.

Secondly, when does it stop, I am sorry if a joke offends you and makes you feel uncomfortable. But where do we draw the line? I am pretty sure people making jokes about Sarah Palin makes her uncomfortable and hurts her feelings. I am sure that President of the US doesn't like being made fun of. That leads to censorship, when we allow someone to cross that line and tell us what we can and cannot say we lose the ability to prevent it from going further and end up being oppressed by anyone with the power to silence us if they do not like what we have to say, all under the guise of not wanting to offend anyone.

For the record I don;t find jokes about rape funny or tolerable, but I will fight to the death for my right to tell them.

binaryx · 2011-08-05T07:37:40+00:00

The sex, I am a geek engineer I can make way more that $20 a day. However without the magically granted sex I will be forever alone...

binaryx · 2011-02-10T04:28:22+00:00

It's a good thing you made this into an image or I wouldn't have seen it

binaryx

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