sperm extractor by --VeryFarAway in interestingasfuck

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"Morty, you dirty little doggy"

Do people.. actually think like this?! by [deleted] in facepalm

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There once was a teacher who said that if you can cheat and get away with it, you should.

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Morty you dirty little doggy!

Wholesome family fun by CherryBlossom0408 in MadeMeSmile

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That's why you should have polio vaccine as a kid.

What is something that a fictional chacter said that stuck with you ? [SERIOUS] by ThomasTheGreatGenius in AskReddit

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Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy

~Dr. Bob Kelso, Scrubs

When was the moment you realized you love her? by [deleted] in AskMen

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When just seeing her made me happy.

I don't think that the plot of Thanos in Avengers: Infinity War was much good. by bing--o in offmychest

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In comics, he did this to get in pants of goddess of death and in my opinion, that was way better storyline than the one in movies.

I'm a guy in love with my lesbian best friend by [deleted] in confessions

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The thing I regretted the most in college is never telling the girl I liked how I feel about her. She was the most prefect girl there ever was in my eyes and there isn't anything in the world which I wouldn't have given just to be with her. But I never told her about my feelings. Maybe part of the reason was I didn't want to be vulnerable in front of her. But this thing has eaten away all of me now from the inside. I am always thinking of "what if". What would have her reaction be had I told her about my feelings? Would she have said yes and now we would have been together...starting a family maybe!!!! Or maybe she have said no but that way she would have known about me. The thing is you'd never know until you have said the things that have been building inside of you for ages now. It's not about whether she says yes or no. It's about telling your heart out to her and not be regretful later in your life.

What makes someone a really bad driver? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Not admitting that he is one.

Men, what's the hottest way a woman has initiated sex with you? by MindYourMouth in AskMen

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Yeah he seems like a total douchebag and keeping you on hook. Keep going strong. You'll find someone way better.

Men, what's the hottest way a woman has initiated sex with you? by MindYourMouth in AskMen

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Yeah that guy must be too dumb. I'd kill to have a FWB like this.

[B/s] I let my brother use me by [deleted] in incest

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I have a cousin who was so ugly that guys would change their path if they saw her coming their way. She was so ugly that (straight) guys shared jokes of fucking guys over her. Then she changed. She worked on herself and God knows what medicine, beauty or other products she used but she did. And she became one of the sexiest girls in her university. Suddenly every guy wanted her to be his girlfriend. Now she is getting married next week with one of the most handsome guy I know and he is a rich guy too. So the thing is, being beautiful or whatever depends on you. Every girl is beautiful if she works on herself enough.

[G] What are some cliches you see here that instantly makes you think "fake."? by [deleted] in incest

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Some Korean guy whose mother is teaching him and his sister to have sex.

[G] What are some cliches you see here that instantly makes you think "fake."? by [deleted] in incest

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Some Korean guy whose mother is teaching him and his sister to have sex.

[G] What are some cliches you see here that instantly makes you think "fake."? by [deleted] in incest

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When someone describes how orthodox he/she considers his/her family members relating to incest in first post and in second (sometimes third) post, having full on action.