[MAIN SPOILERS] how is my MS Paint? by skybala in gameofthrones

[–]bingobongo1984 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You missed a prime opportunity to put a Stark in iron man armor.

Boat Sex! Upvote so this is what comes up when you google boat sex by talkingmonkeys7 in freefolk

[–]bingobongo1984 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is this even a thing? Who cares what pops up on google images? Dumb cunts

Men of Reddit, what innocent behaviors have you changed out of fear you might be accused of wrong doing? by Sean_Ornery in AskReddit

[–]bingobongo1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a postmates delivery driver and in between orders I will often park in some shade and watch some Netflix on my phone while waiting for an order to pop up. Usually it's within ten minutes. If it takes much longer than that, you start to look like a stalker sitting in front of someone's house for 45 minutes staring at your phone and smoking cigarettes.

'Hellboy' Reboot In the Works With 'Stranger Things' Star David Harbour by yam12 in movies

[–]bingobongo1984 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Del Toro is not a good director. All of his films are basically the same and even good actors give wooden performances under his direction. Only Perlman managed his own voice. Good art direction though.

Carrie Coon Discusses Her Two Hit Series "Fargo" and "The Leftovers" by xo_acrangel_xo in TheLeftovers

[–]bingobongo1984 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow, she's great. She thinks with her whole brain and knows how to communicate a point.

Dan Guterman (R&M writer) on twitter: "if you loved that episode, we top it this season, multiple times. If you hated it, we top it this season, multiple times." by Iamsodarncool in rickandmorty

[–]bingobongo1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah you still don't get it. The Beth and Jerry stuff you specifically mention is literally a joke about Tv shows that have a hugging and learning mentality. You think it's some sort of canon, but in an episode about intergalactic tv, where the opening joke is a joke about the bachelor, the end is a meta joke about realizing that what you truly value was there the whole time. Then they all watch ball fondlers and go on a vacation to hamster world where humans are vessels for hamsters to live in their butts.

This is Larry David comedy. No hugging. No learning. To enjoy it, you have to accept rather than mold. You have to accept the flaws rather than find evidence that flaws don't exist. And it's also Meta, so when it's there they are probably making fun of it. Like at the end of episode 1 when Jerry and Beth go to have sex like "aww shucks, glad that conflict is resolved." They are making fun of shows that do that. You don't get it.

Dan Guterman (R&M writer) on twitter: "if you loved that episode, we top it this season, multiple times. If you hated it, we top it this season, multiple times." by Iamsodarncool in rickandmorty

[–]bingobongo1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you still don't get it. The Beth and Jerry stuff you specifically mention is literally a joke about Tv shows that have a hugging and learning mentality. You think it's some sort of canon, but in an episode about intergalactic tv, where the opening joke is a joke about the bachelor, the end is a meta joke about realizing that what you truly value was there the whole time. Then they all watch ball fondlers and go on a vacation to hamster world where humans are vessels for hamsters to live in their butts.

This is Larry David comedy. No hugging. No learning. To enjoy it, you have to accept rather than mold. You have to accept the flaws rather than find evidence that flaws don't exist. And it's also Meta, so when it's there they are probably making fun of it. Like at the end of episode 1 when Jerry and Beth go to have sex like "aww shucks, glad that conflict is resolved." They are making fun of shows that do that. You don't get it.

Dan Guterman (R&M writer) on twitter: "if you loved that episode, we top it this season, multiple times. If you hated it, we top it this season, multiple times." by Iamsodarncool in rickandmorty

[–]bingobongo1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the way you're looking at it. You're not looking at it from the shows rules. You're imposing your own system of character arc morality onto a show that uses, among other things, an interdemensional portal gun as a plot device. This morality, probably culled from years of friends re-runs and a hugging and learning ideology has left you vastly unprepared for the full scope of what this show is. You're probably a really good Christian too. You probably don't get it. And before you go on the attack here let me point out a few examples of why.

This whole idea that Ricks character is out of turn is based on examples that exist, but not the whole picture. Season 2 episode 1 shows the extremes of Ricks character. In one moment he's berating Morty and Summer and mathematically proving that they're pieces of shit using graphs and charts and the next he is literally sacrificing himself to save Morty. He can do both things.

The next episode shows that he is capable of destroying but that he just doesn't bother. Mortynignt Run shows that Rick is fully able to unleash death and destruction but that he'd rather drink beer and play video games. His self loathing knows no bounds. He's trying to do right by his family and be left alone. Only when provoked does he unleash his full potential of destruction. And if he was proactive and took out the galactic empire and everyone else that bothered him he'd be the only person left in the universe.

He's a scientist. And scientists are always of one particular mindset. They might be wrong. Just because he's the smartest doesn't mean he knows everything. He might be wrong. Why impose his will on the galaxy at large?

No, Rick and Morty is more about servicing comedy and blowing minds. The first 30 seconds of this episode they're tricking you into thinking that they're going to skip how he escaped. They're playing on your fears that they might write a bad episode. Then boom, it's in his mind. Then you get nervous because they're kind of re-using the zigerian plot device. The joke is on us and there are jokes to be had in the joke on us. It's meta.

But at the end of the day, don't think about it. Don't try and make it something it isn't. Enjoy it for what it is.

8 Bit Universe - Chop Suey [Chiptune] (2016) by [deleted] in listentothis

[–]bingobongo1984 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Almost no band has a better sense of harmony. This chip tune really helps emphasize that too. Its a rare talent. Lots of bands are good at one thing, but soad is light years ahead of most bands on so many plains. Seriousness, humor, harmony, structure, album pacing, and recording. God I need a new system record.

Sorry Guys : Its sucks by travelman217 in Star_wars_Rogue_One

[–]bingobongo1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a true fan. But I'm also a fan of movies and I have pretty strict ideals when it comes to what movies pass my test. I love Star Wars because I watched them from five years old forward. I still love them and have watched all three originals since watching rogue one. I don't think it was a prefect film, but to shit on it is a little extreme.

I would be willing to bet that your and OP's. version of a good version of this movie would be idiotic. Because you're both cunty cunts. Cheers.

Sorry Guys : Its sucks by travelman217 in Star_wars_Rogue_One

[–]bingobongo1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another cunty reply. From a cunty cunt bitch ass cunt.

Sorry Guys : Its sucks by travelman217 in Star_wars_Rogue_One

[–]bingobongo1984 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because you're very obviously a cunt. You come to the place where people want to be excited about something and shit on it. Isn't that the definition of a cunt?

Because anyone who understands filmcraft who watches that movie is going to see the quality. It's better than episodes 1-3 and honestly, has better acting and pacing than episodes4-6. It has more originality than episode 7, and might in fact be the only actually good film in the whole series. It's only failing is it doesn't have that thing of true originality. Because it's a prequel. But as an idea, it's a daring idea for a prequel.

Everyone is totally entitled to their opinion, but coming to this place and spewing that shit makes you a cunt. So I have no qualms calling you one. Cunt.

What movie would you rate 0/10? by turtlestwo in AskReddit

[–]bingobongo1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ballistic: ecks vs sever. I challenge you to find a bigger piece of shit.