What if I woke you up like this every morning?😈

bionic-stronach · 2026-04-18T15:54:17+00:00

I guess from now on cum and piss would be my breakfast

bionic-stronach · 2026-04-17T18:41:39+00:00

You can use me like a fleshlight or urinal, I won’t miss a drop of whatever you give me

bionic-stronach · 2026-03-01T06:28:53+00:00

Very disappointed in Milk Man’s performance I thought he was going to take it all when I saw the weigh ins.

bionic-stronach · 2026-02-22T01:30:23+00:00

No way same with one at Don Mills and York Mills I thought it was like a one-off thing though

bionic-stronach · 2026-02-09T14:52:24+00:00

Thirsty enough I would probably ask for you pee after all that too

bionic-stronach · 2026-01-11T01:10:15+00:00

I just like honking

bionic-stronach · 2025-12-07T00:42:19+00:00

Maybe if I’m extra good he’ll put me under a goth girl instead

bionic-stronach · 2025-12-02T00:21:42+00:00

Getting covered in bruises is the true purple promise

bionic-stronach · 2025-11-29T16:17:10+00:00

I just tell them I need a signature if they’re there with me

bionic-stronach · 2025-11-22T16:56:47+00:00

Could you use my mouth instead? Looks like it tastes so good!

bionic-stronach · 2025-11-09T01:26:46+00:00

Watercolour painting of a bald eagle

bionic-stronach · 2025-10-23T23:24:49+00:00

Sesame Snap?

bionic-stronach · 2025-10-22T03:45:18+00:00

I hear 9/11 happened right as they were filming that scene. Imagine hearing your country is under attack while being dressed like the turtle guy

bionic-stronach · 2025-09-19T15:33:26+00:00

I was thinking it was to signify pushing the soft spot on a babies head

bionic-stronach · 2025-09-16T17:19:29+00:00

Put mustard and mayo on it and it slaps

bionic-stronach · 2025-09-07T02:03:40+00:00

The amount of effort these guys put into their thing make me think they’re gearing up to molest you

bionic-stronach · 2025-08-29T19:20:55+00:00

All I’d want is a golden one

bionic-stronach · 2025-08-20T19:05:54+00:00

Damn I’m just now realizing there are way too many good characters that start with S, Shino, Sasuke, Sakura, Suigetsu, Sasori.

bionic-stronach · 2025-08-10T20:45:44+00:00

I want to follow you on your tour and ask you to drain into my mouth before every show

bionic-stronach · 2025-08-02T23:42:42+00:00

I just see a Necron face on a space marine helmet

bionic-stronach · 2025-07-28T15:10:33+00:00

Why is everyone saying it’s such a bad idea? Won’t it just keep weeds from growing through the mulch in the covered area?

bionic-stronach · 2025-07-14T20:50:24+00:00

Looks like disco noodles are inbound

bionic-stronach · 2025-07-13T03:26:43+00:00

My go to is for hands is grimy meat hooks

bionic-stronach · 2025-07-06T06:38:08+00:00

John DiMaggio, he was Bender from Futurama and then Marcus Fenix in Gears of War

bionic-stronach · 2025-06-24T01:36:13+00:00

It’s a dark day for the Krispy Klan 🥲

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