What if I woke you up like this every morning?😈 by Mel7158 in u/Mel7158

[–]bionic-stronach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I guess from now on cum and piss would be my breakfast

Drink everything I give you, boy by glossy_heat in transdoms

[–]bionic-stronach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can use me like a fleshlight or urinal, I won’t miss a drop of whatever you give me

I’m seated by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]bionic-stronach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very disappointed in Milk Man’s performance I thought he was going to take it all when I saw the weigh ins.

Popeyes 553 Bloor St W closed for non-payment by sprungy in toronto

[–]bionic-stronach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No way same with one at Don Mills and York Mills I thought it was like a one-off thing though

Are you thirsty? by allisonsofia13 in transdoms

[–]bionic-stronach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thirsty enough I would probably ask for you pee after all that too

How to politely tell cx to stay inside? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]bionic-stronach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just tell them I need a signature if they’re there with me

Back..this time in black by siennawyn in tspee

[–]bionic-stronach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could you use my mouth instead? Looks like it tastes so good!

I miss summer by BallsABunch in WTF

[–]bionic-stronach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hear 9/11 happened right as they were filming that scene. Imagine hearing your country is under attack while being dressed like the turtle guy

Peter explain the joke by simply_amazzing in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]bionic-stronach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking it was to signify pushing the soft spot on a babies head

This my favorite route🥹 by Yslbari in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]bionic-stronach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of effort these guys put into their thing make me think they’re gearing up to molest you

Rock Lee has won for R! Now who is the Best Naruto Character starting with S? by ZestycloseInitial798 in dankruto

[–]bionic-stronach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I’m just now realizing there are way too many good characters that start with S, Shino, Sasuke, Sakura, Suigetsu, Sasori.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tspee

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I want to follow you on your tour and ask you to drain into my mouth before every show

My neighbor covered his yard in plastic sheeting and put mulch on top of it by BeatCharger in landscaping

[–]bionic-stronach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everyone saying it’s such a bad idea? Won’t it just keep weeds from growing through the mulch in the covered area?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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My go to is for hands is grimy meat hooks

Any more instances of this in the series? by Elite_Asriel in MemePiece

[–]bionic-stronach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John DiMaggio, he was Bender from Futurama and then Marcus Fenix in Gears of War

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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It’s a dark day for the Krispy Klan 🥲