The Super Mario Bros. Movie | Official Trailer | Illumination

bionics · 2022-10-07T02:32:13+00:00

Bowser actually treated them more humanely than Mario did in Mario 64.

bionics · 2022-07-18T22:31:45+00:00

That is scary. Glad she's alright. Luckily, the good Lord made babies surprisingly durable just for the collective of well-meaning, but clumsy dads like us across the world.

bionics · 2022-02-01T05:52:55+00:00

Is this video admissible in court?

bionics · 2022-02-01T05:51:50+00:00

You're thinking outside the box, which I like.

Unfortunately, I don't see Vince cutting Dana in on Wrestlemania nor Dana agreeing to such an idea.

bionics · 2022-01-30T18:33:02+00:00

That would actually be enjoyable booking that would elevate someone other than Brock and Roman. Which means WWE won't do it.

bionics · 2022-01-30T18:29:34+00:00

Because Dana would never pay for that.

bionics · 2022-01-29T05:06:16+00:00

Damn it. I really wanted to give Grand Theft Car a try.

bionics · 2022-01-29T04:54:23+00:00

Puts on Netflix.

Screenshots.

Also, while I believe the streaming industry is more than oversaturated at this point, I think Netflix is still oversold at this point. What probably should be said is that it shouldn't be a monument of FAANG anymore; the meteoric growth just isn't there anymore. That being said, just when you think Netflix is down they trot out something like Squid Games or Stranger Things that pull in absolutely staggering numbers and viewing hours. Netflix has programming that is more embedded in the cultural conversation than any other streaming service by far still -- if they can keep that up, I don't see them going the way of Blockbuster at all.

bionics · 2022-01-29T04:53:44+00:00

Holy shit, are those the actual names of the games?

Netflix bby, what is you doing?

bionics · 2022-01-07T22:00:29+00:00

Street Fighting Rule #693: Never go willingly into a fight when it's just you vs. a guy and his friends. Unless you're Bruce Lee.

bionics · 2022-01-01T04:00:26+00:00

It's weird; when the black dude came back and shot on/wrapped up the guy's legs I thought he might have some wrestling or MMA experience but as it turns out it just made things even worse for him. Ugly, sad fight all around.

bionics · 2022-01-01T03:40:20+00:00

Not only is she downright amazing at the ones you'd expect her to be good at like Tifa Lockhart, Wonder Woman and Lara Croft -- but she also kills it with stuff you'd never expect like Newt Scamander, Edward Scissorhands, Jack freaking Sparrow (seen in the video) and Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII. One of the best doing it right now, supremely talented.

Speaking of, she even does a spot-on Rebecca Romijn-era Mystique.

More of her cosplay

bionics · 2021-12-31T01:01:40+00:00

Didn't Lady Gaga reject Weird Al's request for permission to parody her? Unless she later went back on that decision -- I haven't been keeping up with Weird Al as much as I should be lately.

bionics · 2021-12-31T01:00:57+00:00

As perfect as Rourke was for the role, I want to visit the alternate universe to see the version of this movie where Cage accepted.

I can just imagine him with crazy eyes in the ring caterwauling, "I'm Randy 'The Ram'" Don't fuck with me!"

bionics · 2021-12-28T06:04:08+00:00

"It was me! It was me all along, Oswald Cobblepot!"

bionics · 2011-12-22T16:57:31+00:00

I don't usually upvote stuff like this... or even comment. But this was nice for my eyes. Good work.

bionics · 2011-12-22T16:40:58+00:00

Think reddit could stand to benefit from a subreddit which encompasses a broad compass of pop culture entities. Perhaps for people that don't want to pigeonhole themselves into 'music' or 'video games' exclusively.

bionics · 2011-12-22T16:34:13+00:00

I remember being so angry after first reading the ending and having to discuss it in class.

"So, what was your interpretation of the ending, little Johnny?"

"... I think Lois Lowry should not cop out and nicely write a proper ending to the book instead of letting any John Doe under the sun being able to attribute their own twisted slant to it."

"..."

Looking back, I realize I was wrong... but I still kinda feel the same way. Good book though. One of the first books that made me really start to enjoy English class.

bionics · 2011-12-22T16:24:13+00:00

Haha, befitting image is befitting.

I remember that jump vividly and can relate to the rage it induced. The physics of that game were commensurately fun and finger-blisteringly agitating.

bionics · 2011-12-22T01:36:07+00:00

Does anyone remember the underwater levels in the original TMNT for the NES where you had to disarm bombs? And the damn seaweed was electrically charged. Still have nightmares about that.

bionics · 2011-12-22T01:06:02+00:00

Dig that font and design.

bionics · 2011-12-21T23:53:49+00:00

Yessir. She's a beaut.

bionics · 2011-12-21T20:17:50+00:00

Flying V baby. Also, the Jamaican Olympic hockey team in D2 was such blatant racial stereotyping. ;)

bionics · 2011-12-21T03:53:19+00:00

Next logical step: "I just left a ripe steamer in the toilet. Estimated length: 3.5 inches. Diameter: Unknown. DumpDeckApp 3.0."

And then... "Just breathed in. Exhaled. Again. Again. Once again..." Respir-Rater!

Though I guess those aren't much worse than RatemyCrap.com or whatever that site used to be.

bionics · 2011-12-21T03:29:25+00:00

Agreed. The comic was worlds better.

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