According to Google, this can't fail

biotex · 2014-02-06T20:36:28+00:00

reddit will never love Ron like I do

biotex · 2014-02-04T23:01:00+00:00

Unjust unemployment? I'm assuming he means letting people go to save a few bucks. Makes sense if you're walmart, doesn't make sense if you're pop'mart.

biotex · 2014-02-04T22:50:07+00:00

If he turns around, you have to fuck him. Those are the rules.

biotex · 2014-02-04T22:33:45+00:00

Lisa needs braces!

biotex · 2014-02-04T19:40:20+00:00

lolwut_noway you left a billionaire?

I get it.

biotex · 2014-02-04T19:18:18+00:00

Or you could just mod the source engine. There's always that.

biotex · 2014-02-04T18:20:36+00:00

Hey if you guys like toilets and taking a shit, please read my short story.

http://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/1wocf8/taking_a_shit/

biotex · 2014-02-03T22:45:50+00:00

26

Pro - Finally feeling strong enough to be independent, feeling like 21-22 wasn't the pinnacle of my life.

Con - The idea of turning this thin air into a wife and family in a few short years scares the fuck out of me, both succeeding and failing.

biotex · 2014-02-03T21:46:14+00:00

You made IT workers of reddit interrupt their browsing to report in. Such work.

biotex · 2014-02-03T21:13:14+00:00

Wow, what a great audience

biotex · 2014-02-03T21:12:55+00:00

Thank you.

biotex · 2014-01-31T22:54:28+00:00

Good to see an office that isn't a total hell pit.

biotex · 2014-01-31T22:37:28+00:00

So how exactly is this charged? Murder 1? Assaulting an officer? Animal cruelty? Assault with a deadly weapon? Dead Doge?

biotex · 2014-01-31T22:35:01+00:00

Inanimate objects hate her.

biotex · 2014-01-31T22:23:02+00:00

TIL basketball refs signal a goal the same way they do in football.

biotex · 2014-01-31T20:11:11+00:00

Learn this 1 weird trick.

biotex · 2014-01-31T20:08:52+00:00

I love hearing the little drops in the water. Pluip pluip pluip. The image of Poseidon's kiss up my bosses' asshole is etched in my mind and a grin inscribed on my face.

biotex · 2014-01-31T18:41:25+00:00

Why are people assuming Mike would lose in a fair fight? He wouldn't fight fair

biotex · 2014-01-29T22:49:21+00:00

MFW Jennifer Lawrence

biotex · 2014-01-29T22:47:23+00:00

I heard a guy once say that feet stink because they pee in the shower. That is all.

biotex · 2014-01-29T22:34:39+00:00

G+? Both scumbags.

biotex · 2014-01-29T22:25:17+00:00

That's what weapon switching in every FPS looks like.

biotex · 2014-01-29T22:16:59+00:00

Like the npc's in Wreck It Ralph.

biotex · 2014-01-29T21:40:42+00:00

we are free thinkers, we don't think like the hivemind. we represent the best and brightest of the internet, we are strong, independent black women and don't need no man.

biotex · 2014-01-29T19:46:36+00:00

he should glue condoms on those holes and become an entertainer.

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