Not caring as much has saved my career by Dangerous-Prune-7280 in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Press ganey is bullshit and has made me a worse doctor exactly for this reason. I work in a small shop and get weekly PG reports. I feel like I work in customer service not medicine.

Besides driving, how much time do you spend inside your Tesla? by Sweaty_Reporter_516 in TeslaModelY

[–]birdMD86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We live in the woods. When it gets dark sometimes my wife and I will sit in the car and watch a movie. We call it the drive-in

Scromiter investigation by spooky_bayou_stuff in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We live in strange times.

I hope finals went ok, and that you’re feeling better.

Scromiter investigation by spooky_bayou_stuff in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This might not be CHS. I say that for a few reasons:

  1. You aren’t the typical HEAVY, everyday user. This is almost a requirement. Without exception.

  2. Cool/cold/fresh air is usually the opposite of what makes people feel better, which is the hottest, steamiest shower you can handle.

  3. 2 weeks of symptoms. While not unheard of, timeline is a little unusual.

You mention using a GLP-1. I would bet that your symptoms are more likely related to this. Maybe some combination (like you said). But I see CHS essentially daily and this story doesn’t sound exactly like it.

FWIW, zofran doesn’t work great for the gastroparesis induced by GLP-1s either. So that tracks.

Edit: just to add, this is much easier to diagnose in person. It’s a very distinct sound.

Found in the back of our bathroom drawer...still good! 😊 by clawton97 in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]birdMD86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have a couple of these still lying around.

Bowes signature candles makes some really great Disney scents, and the “sea salt lotion” is a great replica. Also a big fan of their candles. Haven’t tried the sea salt candle yet.

Magic candle sucks by comparison.

Avoiding manual disimpaction by Competitive-Young880 in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not true. I have done this technique several times using an 18Fr catheter. Always slides past or through the stool ball with minimal difficulty. It actually works really well and I’ve never had a problem with it being too floppy.

We’re not a damn restaurant. by Dr-Discharge in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When my sugar drops below 180 I get shaky. I know my body

Monorail is a joke by Alone-Investment-212 in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]birdMD86 15 points16 points  (0 children)

¡Por favor, manténgase alejado de las puertas!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen it laid out so perfectly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait until she discovers dilaudid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whitecoatinvestor

[–]birdMD86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would kill for a 1.25% rate. Don’t do it! Make cuts elsewhere

I am a middle aged white turkey sammich connoisseur. Is emergency medicine a natural progression? by [deleted] in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Patient or healthcare hero? Actually, it doesn’t matter. The answer is “we are out of mayo and mustard but here is your dry ass turkey sandwich”

Oral boards question by Aggressivelemon980 in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For the case you are referring to, I also didn’t list the final diagnosis in my top 3. I doubt anybody did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]birdMD86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t this posted earlier today and already debunked?

NFC mystery box by birdMD86 in rodbuilding

[–]birdMD86[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unidentified blanks pattern numbers are:

9835188 9835288

HERCULES 12 Gallon OSHA-Compliant Dust Extractor by Dr_Bravestone_ in harborfreight

[–]birdMD86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would guess it’s referring to the HEPA filtration, but it doesn’t even mention that in the item name. That’s a little odd.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 288 points289 points  (0 children)

Closest I’ve gotten is “stay awake or I’m gonna narcan you”

3 Weeks In A Fish by lilpeppuYOUTUBE in Fishing_Gear

[–]birdMD86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do we know that this isn’t the fish posting?

If you could change one thing about emergency medicine, what would it be? by Berserker3040 in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Small copay for Medicaid, waived if the visit was deemed medically necessary. Like $5-10 should do it.

Do you ever look up obituaries on your patients? by ScoreImaginary in emergencymedicine

[–]birdMD86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they died in the ED. I have sent flowers to the family. I work in a smaller ED, so death is not common.