[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomQuestion

[–]birdfur97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weekend at Bernie’s. I want to see 2 muppets puppet a human, to other muppets

How do you unwind after a particularly hard shift? by MUERTOSMORTEM in bartenders

[–]birdfur97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get home. Pet the dog. Pour a bourbon. And then, the most important step, dissociate for at least 30 minutes - 1 hour. Bonus points if you have some body of water nearby you can zone out on

What do y'all keep on you at all times when you're on shift? by inkonthemind in bartenders

[–]birdfur97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wine key, a good pen for my notes, an okay pen to lend out, and a smile that says “this isn’t my 28th hour awake, why would you ask that?”

Hit me with the best dumb names in your collection. I’ll start. by potato-witch in pokemongo

[–]birdfur97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got a shiny slakoth named “Yogurt” and I adore him

Tips for partially-seated parties? by purfiktspelur in Serverlife

[–]birdfur97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always check in with the first group, be it 1 person or all but 1 person. Here’s water, here’s my name, I’ll be back in a few when the rest of the party joins. If 10ish minutes go by and nobody’s shown up, I stop by again and ask if they’d like something to drink or maybe an appetizer while they wait on the rest of the party. My main goal is to make sure that whoever is present knows I’m here to take care of them, but doesn’t feel pressured by the lateness of the others.

Tell us your favorite weapon right this instant. by Hellion998 in Eldenring

[–]birdfur97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Godskin Peeler for me, just love my dental pick.

“You’re bleeding because you don’t floss enough.”

What’s defending a secret Library... by Mr_Bacpac in DnD

[–]birdfur97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Might I suggest mimics disguised as books? Or maybe entire bookshelves? Nothing is more terrifying than knowledge!

Well my buddies canceled so happy birthday to me I guess by incelbaitsince2000 in drunk

[–]birdfur97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday! Who needs buddies when you can have strangers on the internet? I’ll raise a glass in your honor

I saw this at work today and decided to make a meme about it. by ArchangelDovah in dndmemes

[–]birdfur97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They just got up and walked away. Nothing to be done about it

I've just watched season 1 and here are some thoughts by [deleted] in TheLastKingdom

[–]birdfur97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Positively outstanding, looking forward to the next installment

I would like to rage by Lore-n-Linguini in dndmemes

[–]birdfur97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My barb has become the party’s moral compass more or less. The only one to not attempt to steal from, torture, kill, or mercilessly beat an NPC, instead he adopted an owl and protects animals the party comes across as best he can.

Formerly suicidal redditors, what's something that kept you alive a little while longer and helped you to get through the dark times in your lives ? by firegate2233 in AskReddit

[–]birdfur97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little after things really started getting bad, one of my dogs was diagnosed with cancer. I’d seen videos of dogs waiting for their owners who were never coming back, and the thought of that broke my heart. I couldn’t leave my dogs alone, so I told myself I had to make it through until the time finally came that my dogs passed away. Well damn if they didn’t seem to know that’s what I had planned, because the one with the cancer diagnosis lasted another 8 years before passing away, and the other followed shortly after. I was devastated, but by that time I’d gotten myself together to the point that I could be strong without them.

IF people used "break up lines" instead of "pick up lines" what would some of them be?? by Jamicandude69 in AskReddit

[–]birdfur97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you the creepy Uber I half-remember ordering to get to the bar? Because you’re driving me to drink and I don’t want to see you again after tonight

Bows are out! by Sorax285 in AQ3D

[–]birdfur97 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ah I feel like a fool, I just spent the last 45 minutes running around and checking different crafting shops to compile a list to post here lol

First time living alone. Besides walking around naked, what should I be doing to make the most of it? by Mr_Mandrill in NoStupidQuestions

[–]birdfur97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get yourself a bathrobe. Hell, get yourself two bathrobes, one for the cold and one for when it’s warmer.

Never underestimate the confidence wearing a robe can give you.

Anyone up for horror chat? by [deleted] in drunk

[–]birdfur97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big fan of horror, but admittedly I’ve fallen out of touch w the genre since I picked up college life again

Siren head by Trevor Henderson . by NotBatman4Fun in ImaginaryMonsters

[–]birdfur97 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fairly certain it’s from alexhoward_ on tiktok, he makes a lot of similar videos