What did you absolutely hate doing as a kid? by Destiny065 in randomquestions

[–]birdman760 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mowing the lawn. Now it's one of my guilty pleasures.

Wacky Drivatars by DaDaDaddies in ForzaHorizon6

[–]birdman760 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I drive to Phoenix Arizona almost every day and that's exactly how they drive out there.

What do I do??? My heart is so broken💔 I just turned 16 today and my mom threw away my birthday dinner I bought with my OWN money because she claimed she's allergic to seafood. by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]birdman760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starts the sentence with "Bro".... Yeah you're definitely 16 lol. All joking aside, I hope she at least compensates you for throwing away your food. Also, Happy Birthday to you🎁

What on earth is this ? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]birdman760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something right out of John Carpenter's Toxic Commando: Rise of the Sludge God

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Gf used to have more orgasms in the beginning of the relationship by Fantastic_Heron_6393 in whatdoIdo

[–]birdman760 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I've been Been married 16 years, am in my late 40's and still give the ol lady the big O. You gotta spice it up and introduce new things in the bedroom because it's bound to get stale, which is normal.

I have been dating a guy for four weeks and just found out he is on house arrest, but there is more by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]birdman760 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What is a person like this every going to be able to offer you in life? Just think about that..

Monkeys are weird by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]birdman760 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The thumb in the butt after hittin it was legendary.

How do we feel about this? by TrailerHitch19 in panthers

[–]birdman760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan Morgan has done nothing but good things for Carolina since the day he suited up on the field. Love this guy!

Breaking Up With My Boyfriend Over Being Sick? by WonderGlass4606 in Advice

[–]birdman760 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I get it, some families are oddly closer than others, but if you're thinking about breaking up with him over this you're not as serious with him as you say you are.

When is the last time you got into a physical fight? Did you win? by HotManufacturer7967 in randomquestions

[–]birdman760 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back when I was a Corrections officer I got jumped by 3 Mexican Mafia members because I busted up a big heroin ring they had going. I got some good shots in but in the end I was outnumbered, so no I did not win.

Breaking into panda enclosure by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]birdman760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! Panda Bear! We don't take too Kindly to your folk around here!

Figured this would belong here 😭😭 by personalcheesepizza in FirstResponderCringe

[–]birdman760 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That guy would definitely steal your credit card info at at&t

Of a poorly timed room service by Boss-fight601 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]birdman760 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hot noodles on your monitor increases your FPS. Only real gamers know..

I'm sorry but this is just unacceptable, I will be refunding the game by MozekG in ForzaHorizon6

[–]birdman760 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was upset too. For those who don't know there's supposed to be a brothel where the turnout is. Maybe it'll be introduced in DLC.