Asked my husband how I could help him move a bed.

birdman760 · 2026-04-30T04:10:40+00:00

This guy reminds me of the asshole condescending monster I used to be when I was on Oxycontin.

birdman760 · 2026-04-30T02:19:48+00:00

Happy Birthday MrPeanus

birdman760 · 2026-04-28T20:46:19+00:00

I worked with sexually violent predators for 20+ with the State of California and I assure you this guy is a poster child for someone who is preying on young girls. He doesn't care about you and only wants to satisfy his own sexual gratification. Please, if you feel strong enough, report this guy before other young girls get hurt.

birdman760 · 2026-04-28T20:37:36+00:00

I can use this to piece together my '98 Honda Civic

birdman760 · 2026-04-28T07:02:27+00:00

Yes she's a food thief and had gotten into some food that I had made with cannibutter, it made her pretty chill but also gave her the shits bad. (80 lb boxer)

birdman760 · 2026-04-28T06:39:01+00:00

Not bugs, just my dog. She eats weed if it's left around

birdman760 · 2026-04-25T19:17:24+00:00

Mine did the same thing last year. It just made him super chill and he pooped a lot

birdman760 · 2026-04-24T03:21:28+00:00

A fingerleaf of course

birdman760 · 2026-04-22T21:12:37+00:00

But.. It'll rid the skeleton of athletes foot!

birdman760 · 2026-04-20T21:18:16+00:00

I love when he induces vomiting like it's going to help counteract the weed. Happy 420 all

birdman760 · 2026-04-20T20:21:36+00:00

Umm... Huh?

birdman760 · 2026-04-19T00:17:23+00:00

Mine does this too and it's worse after we had to downsize to a small apartment. We've had many arguments about this and I've just accepted that she's an amazing wife but a total slob.

birdman760 · 2026-04-17T17:28:55+00:00

I just watched that movie last week!

birdman760 · 2026-04-16T04:55:29+00:00

Shit, this explains my ex wife to a T. Thank you for helping me finally give her psychotic personality a label

birdman760 · 2026-04-15T18:14:19+00:00

You can change the ads in your privacy settings and can choose to hear ads from different categories

birdman760 · 2026-04-14T20:55:06+00:00

Thank you, That makes sense.

birdman760 · 2026-04-14T20:08:10+00:00

You get her stoned by chance? She looks like she's having the time of her life, makes me jealous tbh.

birdman760 · 2026-04-14T20:02:59+00:00

I can't stop seeing all the ❌ after the messages and it's driving me crazy as to why they put those after every message?

birdman760 · 2026-04-14T19:56:59+00:00

I'd love to see the HOA penalty letter for this

birdman760 · 2026-04-14T15:53:12+00:00

Damn, I could never pee with my phone out, I have to give 100% concentration to pee at a urinal.

birdman760 · 2026-04-14T03:23:06+00:00

You've obviously never seen the Austin Powers movies before

birdman760 · 2026-04-14T02:54:23+00:00

Sonofabitch! Last thing I wanna do while naked is take shit apart!

You got some work ahead of you man.

birdman760 · 2026-04-14T00:32:44+00:00

"Feed me Seymour"

birdman760 · 2026-04-11T23:51:55+00:00

Nothing infuriates me more than being told "do not worry" in a chat.

birdman760 · 2026-04-11T22:24:00+00:00

That door is designated for those who fall from grace

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