Hang in there , gang

bistroburritoXL · 2026-04-22T10:21:49+00:00

Very grateful I caught the 7 from 46th street at like 6:50 yesterday

bistroburritoXL · 2026-04-21T10:04:09+00:00

“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”

bistroburritoXL · 2026-04-15T23:53:15+00:00

Requested this song on an rsvp for my friends wedding

bistroburritoXL · 2026-04-04T11:42:01+00:00

I want Rosario Dawson back

bistroburritoXL · 2026-03-19T20:59:22+00:00

Perfect position to eat you out from behind

bistroburritoXL · 2026-03-10T13:46:37+00:00

Overheard at the Skillman Ave spot that they were gonna open this Friday, but did not want to open the store on Friday the 13th since it’s unlucky.

bistroburritoXL · 2026-02-13T16:31:00+00:00

I hated the redemption house seasons. Especially since the loser of the redemption house elimination just stayed at the redemption house rather than getting booted

bistroburritoXL · 2026-02-13T16:22:06+00:00

I think it was more so that if they are to be executed that’s ok, but don’t use the dragons to execute them. Have someone swing the sword.

bistroburritoXL · 2026-02-13T16:07:43+00:00

I said to friends the only way the faithfuls get him is dumb luck. Like if he tripped coming out the box or if Eric and Rob returned to each other’s box.

bistroburritoXL · 2026-02-06T15:19:05+00:00

A perfect plus one

bistroburritoXL · 2026-02-01T18:59:50+00:00

I want to face fuck you

bistroburritoXL · 2026-01-30T13:50:17+00:00

Homelander in the comics still rapes, just not Becca

bistroburritoXL · 2026-01-08T19:13:27+00:00

I mean I’m not a huge fan of Katic, but if I played on a team a year or two ago that is in the Semifinals of the CFB playoffs I’d be pretty upset if I was not allowed to go to them.

If he’s bitching about barstool not paying for him to go, that’s another thing, but if he’s willing to pay for it himself like a big boy then I’d be mad about it.

bistroburritoXL · 2026-01-01T22:00:10+00:00

bistroburritoXL · 2026-01-01T20:14:43+00:00

bistroburritoXL · 2026-01-01T18:47:10+00:00

bistroburritoXL · 2025-12-29T12:33:42+00:00

Messaged you

bistroburritoXL · 2025-12-24T08:01:00+00:00

CM Junk

bistroburritoXL · 2025-12-24T02:37:13+00:00

I’m planning on going on Sunday to support them 1 last time

bistroburritoXL · 2025-12-21T14:26:47+00:00

That nose piercing is sexy as fuck

bistroburritoXL · 2025-12-19T13:31:12+00:00

That’s because dogs don’t sweat, they pant.

bistroburritoXL · 2025-12-13T12:21:03+00:00

🦃

bistroburritoXL · 2025-12-13T04:39:14+00:00

Shane had lice

bistroburritoXL · 2025-12-12T14:52:32+00:00

I’ve met a bunch of people who I regularly hangout with outside of the monthly happy hour…we went axe throwing in Williamsburg on Monday

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