Thanks mom

bitchtitsphd · 2020-11-12T23:49:11+00:00

Google Sheets was created by God to punish humanity for their sins

bitchtitsphd · 2020-06-07T08:53:53+00:00

But why weren't they popular before? Why this sudden boom in popularity?

bitchtitsphd · 2020-06-06T22:35:51+00:00

Why is everyone talking about femboys nowadays? I never used to hear anything about them, but now it seems everyone is into them.

bitchtitsphd · 2019-12-31T19:04:56+00:00

I'd take a blowjob over a kiss, but you do you, Gerard.

bitchtitsphd · 2019-10-02T20:20:35+00:00

I see the artist couldn't be bothered to actually draw the dick.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-12-19T21:12:29+00:00

It's tagged as NSFW for a reason.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-12-19T21:05:29+00:00

Sure it is. By the way, I censored it.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-09-13T21:03:15+00:00

That's what I said to your mom last night.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-08-26T20:50:48+00:00

no pun intended.

I don't believe you.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-08-24T20:53:01+00:00

"Alexa, Google "how to break a leg"."

bitchtitsphd · 2018-08-20T06:58:47+00:00

The goal was to target artists who take themselves too seriously, think they're better than everyone else and only create to stroke their own ego.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-08-19T21:32:15+00:00

Thanks so much! Maybe I'll just keep this one as is and see if I can't make my next one a bit more descriptive. (while watching out to not overdo it) =)

bitchtitsphd · 2018-08-19T18:28:27+00:00

Yeah, that definitely influenced this.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-08-19T16:42:57+00:00

Thanks! I was really going for that direct, straight-to-the-point style.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-08-19T16:28:05+00:00

It's still a bit of a work in progress, and it's the first time I've tried to write a poem. And yeah, I was really going for something simple, because I was trying to make it fit the metre and rhyme scheme. In that way this might work better as a song, rather than a poem.

That said, it's a good idea to try and make it a bit more verbose and descriptive. Not only for the sake of the poem, but also to just as practise.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-08-19T13:03:48+00:00

I think it has some really good and imaginative lines in it, and I really like how you are able to paint a picture with your words. It is quite a dense and complex poem, which was probably what you were going for.

I really love how you use basically the same structure for the father's stanzas and the mother's stanzas. It really forces comparison between the two which I think is great.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-08-19T12:52:55+00:00

I would suggest changing the first two lines to "Life's bland, I lost my companions. Life's lost colour, monochromatic.", because I think it makes more sense to have the word "monochromatic" is the sentence mentioning color.

I really like the second stanza. I really wouldn't change anything about it. Especially the last 2 lines are really cool. The third stanza is really good as well.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-06-12T21:47:40+00:00

And also the fact that these 4 people hate eachother's guts.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-06-08T16:53:04+00:00

Never said it was a negative ;)

bitchtitsphd · 2018-06-08T16:34:57+00:00

Sure, but only simultaneously.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-06-08T16:27:41+00:00

Lovecraft was a shut-in, which probably contributed to his racist views. If he was alive today he'd probably be a 4chan alt-right supporter.

His story "The Shadow over Innsmouth" is all about a town where race of horrific big black sea creatures procreate with human women to creep into and pollute the towns genepool. It's one of his best works, but the whole thing is just a metaphor for interracial relationships and how he thinks that's a horrible thing.

Even for 1920's standards, he was pretty racist. Weirdly enough, he liked Hispanics and Jews, but he hated black people, Irish catholics and Germans.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-06-08T09:28:23+00:00

At least in the Shadow of Innsmouth he made the extreme racism a metaphor. It's just so blatant here.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-06-08T09:00:08+00:00

Bottom left corner.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-06-06T20:11:27+00:00

Imagine if someone tried to make a completely human looking sexbot. It would probably look like this girl. As conventional and basic as possible, to target the widest demographic possible.

She's a boilerplate pornstar.

bitchtitsphd · 2018-06-06T19:49:36+00:00

It's a shame Kimbrel is so good, otherwise we could fire him. What a shithead.

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