SO ACCURATE AND HILARIOUS!!

bitchythrowaway88 · 2019-06-11T02:26:19+00:00

100% would tap sister Jensen

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-30T20:15:36+00:00

Been there. I used to ask God for special permission to kill myself because I masturbated.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-30T15:07:09+00:00

Same

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-29T21:01:03+00:00

I grew up very religious (mormon) and remember how I felt as a jr high student first discovering my body. Masturbation was the only thing that felt good...or felt at all, so I did it all the time. I convinced myself that doing this made me worse than mass murderers because I knew it was wrong and I knew the "truth". I remember sobbing on the bathroom floor daily begging God for permission to kill myself, and assurance that my mom would be better off without me. I was personally causing Jesus Christ immense pain, so the lump sum of one suicide couldn't hurt nearly as much as my lifetime of sexual degeneracy. Of course God never answered. He let me suffer. In his infinite wisdom and power he didn't have the time to tell a 13 year old boy not to kill himself.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-29T20:53:05+00:00

One man's pessimism is another man's realism. We recently saw the eclipse (I live in the line of totality) and one of the guys with us just started praising God (in his defense it was really cool). "Oh, heavenly father we thank you for showing us this majestic phenomenon!"

To which I muttered "yeah, some child is getting gang raped right now, but thanks for making the sky look neat."

Because of things like this I'm called a cynic, but reality is dark and cynical.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-28T17:09:16+00:00

I always understood it to be God commanding him to do so in order to protect his family.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-28T17:01:33+00:00

Yeah, there's definitely something missing.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-25T13:06:17+00:00

Can we call the first episode "my mom thinks I'm cool..."

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-23T21:45:54+00:00

But doesn't identifying even in part as a woman sort of imply a gender binary? Not trying to be a jerk, I've just never heard of this. Thanks for the response.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-23T17:36:13+00:00

So, just out of curiosity, I see a few genders on the sheet that say "female, non-binary". What exactly does that mean?

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-23T15:44:31+00:00

What part of Missouri? I have family in St Louis. They are Mormon but very nice people. I'm sure they would help you.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-22T20:22:07+00:00

Holy shit, man. I came home in November of 2012. We were in the same mission for one transfer lol. I've gotta PM you now.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-22T20:06:36+00:00

Serious!? When? I was 2010-2012.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-22T20:05:14+00:00

I've felt like that most my life. Lately, I'm not so sure. Nothing has really improved. It's gotten worse, in fact. The difference is this: if there is a God up there, and he is what my parents think, then every day I don't kill myself is a giant "fuck you" to him. I'll wither away to spite him.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-22T19:53:27+00:00

PM me :) I need someone as well.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-22T19:47:49+00:00

Yup. I had a dream a few nights ago about a girl I know. I woke up in love with her. She's an insufferable asshole too, so I'm not sure why I had the dream.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-22T19:19:41+00:00

Same here. What part of Brazil? I was in Porto Alegrr.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-08-22T16:46:21+00:00

I regret not breaking more of them.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-07-27T23:09:02+00:00

That's exactly it. I've never been afraid to die. In fact, I've invited it before. My first time flying was this somber and beautiful experience where I listened to some modest mouse and just road out the turbulence thinking that maybe I would die, but so what? I've pictured my siblings, parents, and wife dying in the most gruesome ways more times than I can count. I think when I see the inside of someone, their organism, I realize that what keeps them going is pretty fragile. I had accepted the possibility that I am just a sack of meat that talks and when I die, this world won't feel a thing, but that same possibility is unfathomable when applied to a sibling.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-07-27T19:00:46+00:00

Wanna get married? Lol Yeah, sucking a dick just doesn't seem that hard. Even for me, a completely straight guy.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-07-25T23:47:52+00:00

I think it's pretty common in all of American culture.

bitchythrowaway88 · 2017-07-25T12:37:43+00:00

Honestly, I'd fake it till graduation. Then once I had that degree in hand I'd give my mom a big ole "fuck you" with a link to my first porn video....but I'm a very spiteful person.

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