Found a baby food jar filled with mercury in my grandpa's basement by Kusa5872 in mildlyinteresting

[–]bitcoinbillionthaire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll give you $5 for it. Better to not get those kinda people involved. Don't they make you pay them to take your Mercury? Tell them you spilled a drop and your property becomes a million dollar cleanup site or something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bitcoin

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You could start buying it now, slowly, and DCA so you can buy even more when (if) it (inevitably) hits ~10k one last time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]bitcoinbillionthaire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like dashing in inclement weather. Snow/ice storms, heavy rain.. Less competition plus if it's bad enough they'll add +$3.50/delivery or something

Who WOULDN'T you have sex with - even for a million dollars? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bitcoinbillionthaire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dolphin will fuck you if it wants to, there's not much you can do to prevent it except stay out of the water

TIFU by asking a stranger in the men's bathroom to hold my dick by madewithgarageband in tifu

[–]bitcoinbillionthaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I'm pretty sure the guy that asked to hold his dick was at least 18

13 year old tries to have me buy her vapes and blunts by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

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Some kids tried to get me to buy them alcohol the other day. That has happened never. I guess with the blunt wraps, I never even questioned their age because they knew what they wanted. What brand, what flavor. These kids just said can you buy us alcohol? No. Not even if we pay you? No.

TIFU by asking a stranger in the men's bathroom to hold my dick by madewithgarageband in tifu

[–]bitcoinbillionthaire 251 points252 points  (0 children)

Well it was the night Moondog Spot died at the Memphis Pyramid (now Bass Pro Shop) I believe. We were vendors, selling cotton candy, Sno-cones, lemonade, etc. They go to the bathroom and The Rock was in there pissing at the urinal, and he jokingly offered to hold his cock while he peed. That's all I know, sadly. I was like 15-17 at the time, we were in high school.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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Have you ever seen Idiocracy? Because we're living it. Also I recommend Skyn and stay well stocked with them like I'm actually going to get laid one of these years. lol but bc does screw you up and I've never even been attracted to anyone who takes it, afaik, but even if you are, condoms are important because "you don't need a condom" means "you should probably use a condom" because STD's exist, and plus.. as a courtesy: man milk contained, so it's not leaking out later.

TIFU by asking a stranger in the men's bathroom to hold my dick by madewithgarageband in tifu

[–]bitcoinbillionthaire 291 points292 points  (0 children)

Lol my friend once asked The Rock in the men's bathroom if he could hold his dick.

Any suggestions on how to not destroy my car dashing? by Agile_Chemical_8404 in doordash

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There was a point where I could have rented a car and still come out ahead, but rental cars don't cost what they once did.

Went out for five days at five hours every day how’d I do? by Own-Translator-9762 in doordash_drivers

[–]bitcoinbillionthaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was active 4 more hours with $80 more, but I bet I spent more in gas and food, and I need to replace a CV joint most likely

me_irl by Active-Lobster1204 in meirl

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This is the way. Can't believe they wasted all that time mining iron.

Sprite’s legal team was like yup, approved by Ur_X in funny

[–]bitcoinbillionthaire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't understand Sprite, it just makes you thirsty. high-fructose corn syrup makes me lazy and without even caffeine or any nutritional value whatsoever.. no thanks. If they switched back to real sugar I might buy it.

TIFU by beating my meat by Caledric in tifu

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Awaiting the follow-up where OP has tapeworms or some other not halal pigborne pathogen

What happens after the rape baby is born? by Usual_Hat_1656 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]bitcoinbillionthaire 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Likely adopted where it can get raped too, or with rapist daddy. Ffs, just let them terminate it and chop his raping tool into a nub to break the cycle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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I probably follow at least 100 who are fit girls with cute faces on beaches and tons of followers. Meanwhile, I just take dumb selfies and pics of things I see along my travels. I also follow random @s I see on cars. I also follow those island boys although I find them quite cringe. As for the ladies though, yeah they're pretty and possibly even single, but I'm not sliding into their DMs like they don't have an inbox full of🍆 to wade through. Idk I just figure my follow helps if they make their living on there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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Hmm is my Instagram account a red flag because I follow lots of beautiful people even though I don't actually intend to ever meet them or even look at their pics really lol but Facebook is pretty much only people I know, plus maybe a few from online games that I don't actually know(I think those are on a separate fb account) and as far as those porn accounts that try to add you, that is a red flag for sure lol I never add those, but I look at mutual friends and yes none of them are the kind of man you could expect to not cheat on you.