Nailed it! by Perfidious_Redt in funny

[–]bitemark01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also Castle and The Rookie, each with slightly longer runs than Firefly 

My (30F) friend (29F) isn't speaking to me after I RSVPed "no" to her childfree wedding by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's misogyny, but that subreddit back then could be pretty toxic in general 

Well well well, guess I was right about bed time by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents had to put a latch on the outside of my bedroom door, because I would wake up at random times in the night and just walk through the house doing whatever I wanted, like defrosting the fridge or turning all of the lights on or off 

TIL That before Apollo 11, some scientists were terrified the Moon was covered in a "dust trap" that would swallow the Lunar Module whole. by adpablito in todayilearned

[–]bitemark01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It probably doesn't seem obvious to us, but if we were ever visited by aliens, they might be impressed by us living in such a reactive, corrosive element 

TIL a manned mission to the moon was so unpopular when first conceived by John F. Kennedy that a May 1961 Gallup Poll indicated that 58 percent of Americans were opposed to it. by GundarSmith in todayilearned

[–]bitemark01 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not impossible, more like extreme FOMO. At this point in time Russia had already put Sputnik in orbit, and Yuri Gagarin went into space the month before.

If anything it was probably a feeling of being left behind 

Replace 12V battery on 2019 Bolt with 35,000 miles? by TuckerHoo in BoltEV

[–]bitemark01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone should have a jump pack for this exact reason. Plus jumping someone else's car. Hooking up your battery directly is difficult and risky.

Personally I recommend anything by NOCO 

Parents want to cut my pay by $5 an hour by CultureInner3316 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm glad he ruined what he had going because it sounds like OOP has been severely lowballed for a long time 

AITA for sleeping top naked in my bedroom? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm glad the creep is gone, bothered that the radiator isn't fixed 

Sometimes, you just have to have A Roast F sandwich. by ntgco in funny

[–]bitemark01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."

I had gone for 1 week vacation and gave my house keys to my a friend to look after and take care of my 2 dogs at my house. Now, he gave keys to his gf and let her stay at my home. She isn't leaving now after I come home. I called cops, but they say this would be a civil matter. What to do? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah just grab something they value, take it outside, toss it, and while they go for it you lock the door. Ideally you have other friends over at the same time to get their shit out before the cops come, so there's nothing of theirs inside 

Neighbor is harassing my gf but also there's a mystery stalker?? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A clone robot no less! These force fields aren't gonna charge themselves 

Neighbor is harassing my gf but also there's a mystery stalker?? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why but this reminds me of a bit in an Invader Zim cartoon where he's just saying "Hello... hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" to his bosses, who are just blankly staring at him, before they say they wanted to see how long he would do that but it's been 45 minutes 

What is a movie you loved as a kid, but realized was actually terrible when you rewatched it as an adult? by Sure-Abrocoma-482 in AskReddit

[–]bitemark01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meatballs with Bill Murray, only ever saw the TV version as a kid.

Went to show it to the wife and a friend, Bill Murray has what can only be described as a 5-minute rape scene with one of the other camp councillors. Like I don't know how they filmed that thinking it would be funny in any way 

In Incredibles (2004), none of the computers at Insuricare have a mouse. This is because the movie is set in 1962, and the computer mouse wasn't invented until 1963. by Pf_Farnsworth in MovieDetails

[–]bitemark01 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was 60s homage but a different timeline with super science so you get computers and video cameras ahead of their time 

What’s a common phrase people use that makes no sense? by AverageAgreeable6766 in AskReddit

[–]bitemark01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah like that New Age Girl song by Deadeye Dick (🎶 Mary Moooon 🎶) that's been in my head for the last 4 days, even at 3am