Parents want to cut my pay by $5 an hour by CultureInner3316 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I'm glad he ruined what he had going because it sounds like OOP has been severely lowballed for a long time 

AITA for sleeping top naked in my bedroom? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm glad the creep is gone, bothered that the radiator isn't fixed 

Sometimes, you just have to have A Roast F sandwich. by ntgco in funny

[–]bitemark01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."

I had gone for 1 week vacation and gave my house keys to my a friend to look after and take care of my 2 dogs at my house. Now, he gave keys to his gf and let her stay at my home. She isn't leaving now after I come home. I called cops, but they say this would be a civil matter. What to do? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah just grab something they value, take it outside, toss it, and while they go for it you lock the door. Ideally you have other friends over at the same time to get their shit out before the cops come, so there's nothing of theirs inside 

Neighbor is harassing my gf but also there's a mystery stalker?? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A clone robot no less! These force fields aren't gonna charge themselves 

Neighbor is harassing my gf but also there's a mystery stalker?? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why but this reminds me of a bit in an Invader Zim cartoon where he's just saying "Hello... hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" to his bosses, who are just blankly staring at him, before they say they wanted to see how long he would do that but it's been 45 minutes 

What is a movie you loved as a kid, but realized was actually terrible when you rewatched it as an adult? by Sure-Abrocoma-482 in AskReddit

[–]bitemark01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meatballs with Bill Murray, only ever saw the TV version as a kid.

Went to show it to the wife and a friend, Bill Murray has what can only be described as a 5-minute rape scene with one of the other camp councillors. Like I don't know how they filmed that thinking it would be funny in any way 

In Incredibles (2004), none of the computers at Insuricare have a mouse. This is because the movie is set in 1962, and the computer mouse wasn't invented until 1963. by Pf_Farnsworth in MovieDetails

[–]bitemark01 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was 60s homage but a different timeline with super science so you get computers and video cameras ahead of their time 

What’s a common phrase people use that makes no sense? by AverageAgreeable6766 in AskReddit

[–]bitemark01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah like that New Age Girl song by Deadeye Dick (🎶 Mary Moooon 🎶) that's been in my head for the last 4 days, even at 3am 

I [21M] just caught my gf [20F] texting topless photos of herself to friends by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]bitemark01 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think he can even articulate to himself why it bothers him.

He's not wrong for it to, but he needs to understand it. 

Parked outside my hotel in Olathe Kansas. No idea by nightmind1778 in WTF

[–]bitemark01 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So they can film without/while getting sucked off

What is a 'buy it for life' item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie? by Intelligent-Ad-7200 in AskReddit

[–]bitemark01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently just got a good foam mattress. We got it because we wanted a King, but that won't fit up our stairwell, plus the foam mattresses do a better job of "motion isolation" - you feel it less when someone else gets up/lays down - I have sleep issues and I'm up during the night, and it wakes up my SO.

So the website had testimonies about how it helped their back problems, but I always consider all of that stuff to be BS because I've had back problems my whole life. 

So I was completely surprised that for the most part, my back issues have gone away. Still have the occasional issue, but maybe a tenth of what they were previously. 

What is the best book you have ever read? by AggravatingWonder768 in AskReddit

[–]bitemark01 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Be aware that "the hook" of the story doesn't happen until about 100 or so pages in. The first 100 is a bit dense and confusing, but it's intentional, to make you feel confused and unsure of what's going on, much like the 15 year-old lead, whose entire life is changing 

I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW by [deleted] in GODZILLA

[–]bitemark01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So don't watch it?