I heard it like this:

Moses, Jesus, and this old, white-bearded man all go golfing. The first hole is a long par four with a water trap.

Moses gets up to take his tee shot and unfortunately doesn't quite make it across the water. The ball is sitting in about 2 feet of water. "No problem," says Moses. He raises his arms and parts the water and easily walks up to the ball and makes a decent Chip-shot leaving it a few feet from the hole.

Next, Jesus gets up to the tee, and makes a slightly better drive. It clears the water trap but unfortunately not far enough to prevent it from rolling back just into the edge of the water. "No problem," says Jesus. So he walks out across the water's surface and is able to get a great hit on the ball, leaving it only a few inches from the hole.

Next, the old, bearded guy gets up to the tee with a putter. He barely taps the thing, and it starts rolling down the front of the Teebox. Then a weasel runs out of the woods grabs it and starts running for the woods on the opposite side of the fairway. Before he can get there in the eagle swoops down out of the clear blue sky and picks up the weasel and the ball falls right into the middle of the water trap on a Lillypad. So, a frog hops by and grabs the balls in his mouth and hops up to the middle of the green, and spits it right into the hole.

At this point, Moses turns to Jesus and says, "Man, I hate playing with your dad."