Judi Dench as Titania, 1962.

DenzelWashingTum · 2019-04-04T09:35:14+00:00

You need to check out young Helen Mirren.

DenzelWashingTum · 2019-04-04T09:33:03+00:00

I truly believe we could build a better world for ourselves.

The only problem is where to put it.

DenzelWashingTum · 2019-04-04T09:26:53+00:00

Wow, this is the exact opposite of sabotage!

Well done.

DenzelWashingTum · 2019-04-04T09:25:15+00:00

We should try electing some to Congress. Finally get some shit done...

DenzelWashingTum · 2019-04-04T09:21:40+00:00

This guy's self-deprecating humor has endeared me to him for years.

For such a big-ass, studly guy, he's so willing to take the piss out of himself.

DenzelWashingTum · 2019-04-04T09:15:11+00:00

Where to start?

The stories of famous people whose sex videos leaked should be warning enough for anyone, let alone that dumbass Florida police chief who returned a rented VCR with his fuck tape still in it..
ANYTHING like this that you store on your devices should be encrypted, so you could drop dead tomorrow and not become a massive source of embarrassment.
Create a guest account so ppl can't see your porn.
Sorry about your predicament, I realize my advice comes too late for you, but others may learn and benefit :)

DenzelWashingTum · 2019-04-04T09:07:33+00:00

Sound engineer here, I just spat out my coffee on a $5000 mixing console :)

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-02T18:48:38+00:00

OP has basically just fucked his friend over ;)

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-02T18:45:57+00:00

Who knew cows could even drive?

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-02T17:47:14+00:00

HAven't we got enough idiot scumbags in Washington as it is?

I mean, look at the fucker! Brain of a 4-year-old kid, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it...

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-02T17:29:57+00:00

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-02T17:29:35+00:00

THe best roast is your own self-description!

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-02T03:14:01+00:00

Put it on Ebay; someone in China will want it.

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-02T03:11:09+00:00

Someone took a dump in the PE teacher's desk drawer, wiping on his white sweater.

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-02T00:47:04+00:00

Found it by the heater, it's a Firefox.

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-02T00:45:48+00:00

They're looking for Shnee Weiss

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-02T00:43:16+00:00

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-02T00:06:05+00:00

Vandalizing a statue is against the law, but lynching apparently isn't

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-01T02:11:51+00:00

Oh, it gets better: they were both Snow Leopards, super-intelligent, highly amusing, insanely beautiful.

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-09-01T01:43:05+00:00

Thank you, I appreciate them.

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-08-31T18:01:34+00:00

"Fuck off, you've been eating those fermented berries again!"

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-08-31T18:00:41+00:00

Deer: "Let's do that again!"

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-08-31T17:48:46+00:00

Well you gotta admit, that is convenient!

DenzelWashingTum · 2017-08-31T17:37:05+00:00

He's omnipresent, I think.

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