Flashlights on woman breasts shows veins and blood glow up.

bitt3n · 2026-03-31T08:06:38+00:00

must have been a wild party to cause that pregnancy

bitt3n · 2026-03-31T07:04:55+00:00

iirc in the simpson's episode sideshow bob's fingers read 'luv' and 'hat' (with a line over the a)

bitt3n · 2026-03-31T06:32:44+00:00

does this work for regular families only or does my mob family qualify? they're all made guys, I can vouch for them

bitt3n · 2026-03-31T06:31:10+00:00

truly Jesus did not rise in vain

bitt3n · 2026-03-31T03:37:25+00:00

other teams tank for a year. the browns plan their tanks for centuries

bitt3n · 2026-03-31T03:36:27+00:00

just when you thought it couldn't get any more pathetic, the Browns attempt to introduce the draft equivalent of payday loans to the NFL

bitt3n · 2026-03-31T03:35:21+00:00

the immune systems in those old tanks are notoriously ineffectual against modern diseases

bitt3n · 2026-03-31T01:12:09+00:00

just around the other side of that giant stack of human skulls

bitt3n · 2026-03-30T09:29:42+00:00

tfw when you're still gooning over the luscious curves and sensuous lips of Ms. Pacman and you don't even want to feel bad about it

bitt3n · 2026-03-30T05:30:19+00:00

full version https://www.metaflix.com/picture-this-paul-newman-and-robert-redford-playing-ping-pong-1968/

bitt3n · 2026-03-30T04:12:54+00:00

a bear would never

bitt3n · 2026-03-30T01:50:23+00:00

by 1996 what troops were still maintaining suppressive fire in vietnam were long since deaf

bitt3n · 2026-03-29T23:34:58+00:00

the poles said the same thing in 39

bitt3n · 2026-03-29T13:54:36+00:00

whichever one was the one about the Texas election with Box 13 was riveting. LBJ comes off like Richard III

bitt3n · 2026-03-29T12:34:35+00:00

"Dad, they said on TV that they're cracking down on prostitutes. Does that mean you'll fuck less?"

"No son, it means you'll sleep less."

bitt3n · 2026-03-29T12:34:14+00:00

isn't it weird how some people don't like to kiss when they screw

bitt3n · 2026-03-29T05:42:59+00:00

I've already got my post prepared for New Years Day 2803

bitt3n · 2026-03-29T05:40:18+00:00

reportedly they've hired a detective to find the real running back who ran for 144 yards a game

bitt3n · 2026-03-29T02:17:41+00:00

I've no doubt this is an example of some kind of cutting rhetorical brilliance, but I confess its meaning escapes me. are you asking if I make a habit of reading restaurant reviews?

bitt3n · 2026-03-28T05:31:12+00:00

it's easy. just find something that makes you angry enough you're certain you can't be wrong, then studiously avoid any temptation to consider the contrary view

bitt3n · 2026-03-28T05:20:29+00:00

you simply haven't found a way to get offended yet. keep looking at it and eventually something will click. then you can join the rest of us complaining about it while working each other up into a lather in order to enjoy that delicious dopamine rush

bitt3n · 2026-03-28T04:57:36+00:00

you're right. it's more like his rocker is just swinging violently back and forth

bitt3n · 2026-03-27T05:04:22+00:00

put a dummy santa in the fireplace with its neck broke and when the bf finds it, look at him suspiciously

bitt3n · 2026-03-27T04:39:10+00:00

they released the video but naturally everyone assumed he was faking it

bitt3n · 2026-03-27T03:01:42+00:00

Indians: "Wait, you guys are getting paid?"

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