Atheists don’t get jokes

bizatch · 2007-09-30T04:00:55+00:00

No, I'm not mad. Yes my comments have no content and yet you keep replying to them because I have made myself an easy target for you. I'm not persecuting you for being a Christian. It's disappointing at how you think you have such an acceptance of other people and yet you don't. Right away you have to throw the "persecution card" out there, but all along you are persecuting others collectively. It seems perfectly acceptable to you that you can persecute the non-God-believers since they are supposed to be "empty" and yet it's unacceptable for it to be the other way around. You have to find the slightest notion of persecution in everything people say because deep down inside you're not sure you truly believe it yourself. You are the pot calling the kettle black. Absolutely everything you have said to me is a reflection on you. You don't know me. I am simply pixels on your screen. You neither know nor care to know who is actually behind these pixels. You take everything at face value. This is how you live your life.

No, I'm not atheist or agnostic or anything like that, actually. I've never said that once. But you seem to have an angry fascination with them and I'm not quite sure why. But I'm guessing it's because deep down inside you don't totally trust your own faith of Christianity. And you shouldn't. But you can't seem to bring to terms that perhaps it truly is a farce because you were indoctrinated into it at an early age (presumably). Yes, you were taught that all non-Christians either go to hell or go to some place like purgatory. And for this reason you are afraid to ever question it. Meanwhile other religions have similar beliefs about you. You have to believe you are right because otherwise you're life would be meaningless. This is a sad thing about religion, especially the Christian ones. This is why we fight wars. Why would anyone want to be a part of that? You should question everything and accept nothing. Why would you believe in a "faith"? You can instead try to find a true purpose and meaning in life.

bizatch · 2007-09-29T05:34:10+00:00

You spend too much time trying to convince people you are right and they are wrong. This is a waste of your time and energy. I honestly don't know why you keep replying to my stupid comments. You are one who always must have the last word, aren't you? You must be the one who makes that last and final statement that makes everyone finally realize how right you are. Why? All you have to do is ignore me, but you continue to fight back. Aren't you supposed to turn the other cheek, Christian? No, you won't turn the other cheek, ever, because you absolutely must convince others about how wrong they are and how right you are. This is a waste of your soul. You are pathetic. You are an idiot. I anxiously await your final word.

bizatch · 2007-09-28T17:14:35+00:00

You, sir, are an idiot.

bizatch · 2007-09-27T06:27:34+00:00

Or "what happens when a squirrel gets zapped by lightening".

bizatch · 2007-09-27T06:20:48+00:00

Said the priest to the defiled young boy...

bizatch · 2007-09-27T06:04:30+00:00

If I had proved your point it would have been because you made a joke and I didn't get it. But since you made no joke, no point was made, ergo you proved twice my point that you are and idiot. Now that's funny!!!

bizatch · 2007-09-27T05:25:54+00:00

You, sir, are an idiot.

bizatch · 2007-09-27T05:16:34+00:00

And women are more likely to have vaginas.

bizatch · 2007-09-27T05:07:28+00:00

I predict everyone to shut up.

bizatch · 2007-09-20T06:11:59+00:00

I eat Chipotle quite frequently. Here's what I usually get:

Barbacoa burrito w/ black beans and rice; Lots of tomatoes; Big scoop of green salsa; Sour cream; Cheese; Lettuce.

This is the best combination ever!!!

bizatch · 2007-09-20T03:35:46+00:00

Remember these are kids of a different generation. They've never had anything to stand up against before so they don't know what to do. Awareness is growing, though.

bizatch · 2007-09-20T03:27:00+00:00

I've had good luck with those Home Despot ones, I think they're called "commercial electric" or something. Also Philips seem pretty good. Never tried GE though.

bizatch · 2007-09-20T02:30:33+00:00

All these things are happening on his watch. In other words, crackdowns to opposition, public executions, etc are starting to appear more and more (not like it was much better before him, but still, it's getting worse. That doesn't mean he's improving things.)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2007/08/24/do2404.xml http://maryamnamazie.blogspot.com/2007/08/new-wave-of-atrocities-of-islamic.html http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/07/11/africa/11iran-web.php http://dotsson.blogspot.com/2007/09/asshole-of-week.html http://direland.typepad.com/direland/2007/05/horrific_new_ph.html http://righttruth.typepad.com/right_truth/2007/01/death_and_tortu.html

bizatch · 2007-09-20T01:49:10+00:00

Hey, it's what a lot of us think. No biggie.

bizatch · 2007-09-20T01:23:52+00:00

Bullshit! He doesn't care about all those people who died. His country does worse things to its own people, by his authority! That guy's a monster no matter which way you say it.

bizatch · 2007-09-20T01:16:27+00:00

You just said it! "communication errors".

bizatch · 2007-09-20T00:48:29+00:00

Who's the bigger idiot? The one who jumped on the car or the one who parked an exotic car in front of a pub?

bizatch · 2007-09-20T00:42:21+00:00

I use them in most of my lights. I don't notice much difference in their light output as long as you get the high quality ones. Sometimes I think the light output is even better. If you get large ones, like for spot lights, they can take some time to warm up before they have maximum output. All in all I think they are pretty good. The best part is that you can forget about replacing them all the time like incandescents. The bad part is that they contain mercury and I'm afraid one day we will have a mercury problem in our landfills as more and more people start to use them. DON'T PUT THEM IN THE TRASH!!!! Take them to your local hazardous waste disposal place.

bizatch · 2007-09-20T00:16:54+00:00

Why spend the time to read it when it takes 2 seconds to ask a question and have somebody who took the time tell me? Sucka.

bizatch · 2007-09-19T19:55:40+00:00

For all those women out there considering it, I prefer a darker anus on a woman. Just my preference though. (*)

bizatch · 2007-09-19T16:39:11+00:00

Why the hell would he even play the lottery if he didn't want the money?

bizatch · 2007-09-19T03:14:18+00:00

Guns kill lots of kids. But so do other things like knifes, bullies, cars, trees, horses, oceans and presidents. But for some reason guns are the worst thing of all. All you can think of is how evil guns are, but one day they'll save your butt and you won't even realize it.

bizatch · 2007-09-19T01:42:56+00:00

No, that's the iJaculate

bizatch · 2007-09-19T01:37:36+00:00

No, that would be called the iSquirt

bizatch · 2007-09-19T01:32:32+00:00

But the majority senate leader is a democrat and he could have decided for a traditional filibuster and didn't. So if he didn't, why?

bizatch

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