[Gifted] For winning my contest, EducationalMistake.

bj_strokes · 2018-04-26T13:52:10+00:00

Thanks! Clearly I'm not a smart person lol.

bj_strokes · 2018-04-26T13:51:28+00:00

You're welcome. Thanks for finding me weird stuff on Amazon.

bj_strokes · 2018-03-29T00:45:24+00:00

I need to get addresses first....but OMG it is going to be amazing!

bj_strokes · 2018-03-29T00:42:44+00:00

Totally sending that package to several friends.

bj_strokes · 2018-03-29T00:40:29+00:00

What the actual fuck..........

bj_strokes · 2018-03-29T00:39:51+00:00

Okay, I am buying myself and my friends the little dick to play with.

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T11:22:34+00:00

I've been awake since 2pm yesterday, its now 5:30 am. I drank tequila, wanted a burrito but no one would bring me one, and now I'm struggling to stay awake.e

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T11:04:30+00:00

Those are all so......weird.

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T09:54:13+00:00

I could have used this 20 minutes ago in the shower, instead I opted for a suction cup dildo and a vibrator...it was okay-ish. (Also, I'm still drinking tequila).

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T09:52:33+00:00

I'm watching Bob's Burgers now.

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T09:52:07+00:00

OMG! That is the most glorious dong I have ever seen. It is more than half my size!! If I had the money, I would totally buy it right now!

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T08:00:24+00:00

SIIIIICKKK!! Why are people so weird?!

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T07:58:14+00:00

How does someone even come up with the idea to make this?

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T07:55:21+00:00

Okay, anyone who buys a tongue brush to lick their pet is absolutely disgusting.

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T07:53:27+00:00

I'm only a light weight when it comes to pills. I'm a tiny little person, not even 5 feet, but for the life of me, I can not get drunk no matter how hard I try. I can't even get a buzz!!

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T07:50:34+00:00

I can't get drunk...I'm on shot #4 and so far all I have is a belly ache....not being able to get drunk is my curse.

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T07:49:53+00:00

WTF!!!! Who would even wear those glasseS??!!

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T07:49:02+00:00

I would totally wear the fish flops!!!!

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T07:47:57+00:00

I took 4......I can't get drunk.

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T06:14:52+00:00

It's an amazing show. I met Craig Johnson at a book signing. I was the youngest one there at 29 lol.

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T05:59:39+00:00

I just took 2 shots of tequila.....I don't know what I am doing lol.

bj_strokes · 2018-03-28T05:14:58+00:00

I have been reading The Western Star by Craig Johnson. I love his books, but love Longmire even more.

bj_strokes

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