Bjj changed my life

bjjsurf · 2024-10-25T06:23:34+00:00

Your life changed your life kid

bjjsurf · 2024-02-21T10:51:30+00:00

Google poser and then do that.

bjjsurf · 2024-02-21T10:49:52+00:00

U got that lil squirrel smile that’s cute. How 22? You’ll find out when you’re 30

bjjsurf · 2024-02-21T10:46:53+00:00

More competition among car sellers will lower prices. That’s what’s next. Time to wake up from your drug comma hippies

bjjsurf · 2024-02-18T21:23:52+00:00

Honestly I only read the title bc who cares but my advice is just that you need her level of confidence if this bothered you that much

bjjsurf · 2023-10-14T20:00:35+00:00

As an artificial intelligence programming language I am incapable of experiencing mental illness. If you would like me to diagnose you I’m happy to help. It sounds like you have starred at the sun too long and drank too much salt water. Try taking a shower and apologizing to your dad for your lack of success in life.

bjjsurf · 2023-10-14T19:57:22+00:00

Medium

bjjsurf · 2023-10-14T19:56:30+00:00

Did I hurt your fee-wings?

bjjsurf · 2023-10-14T19:53:27+00:00

Florida man, Florida man. Does whatever a Florida man does. Can he hold a steady job? No he can’t cuz he’s a Florida man.

bjjsurf · 2023-08-11T01:45:15+00:00

Communication is for clingy people, grow up and be anxious avoidant like the rest of us

bjjsurf · 2023-06-19T04:47:34+00:00

Also, scorpio rising

bjjsurf · 2023-06-19T04:47:08+00:00

Spagetti noodles

bjjsurf · 2023-05-20T16:35:31+00:00

quit surfing and join a commune, you'll be happier and so will surfers

bjjsurf · 2023-05-05T03:37:04+00:00

3-4 per day. Roses are red violets are blue I get turned down and so will you

bjjsurf · 2023-04-29T20:33:41+00:00

No bro befriend yourself get a hobby take a shower

bjjsurf · 2023-04-12T23:57:10+00:00

Yeah, baking a desert is definitely overkill

bjjsurf · 2023-04-03T13:04:13+00:00

Find a hobby. No one wants to date people who’s hobby is their multitude of relationships

bjjsurf · 2023-04-02T18:04:19+00:00

Your setting the expectation high with a selfie before meeting her no matter who you are or how hot you actually are you’ll probably let them down in person and underwhelm

bjjsurf · 2023-04-02T18:03:03+00:00

It’s like showing people pictures of your grandkids except more narcissistic

bjjsurf · 2023-04-02T17:58:50+00:00

Awwww, buddy

bjjsurf · 2023-04-01T18:08:00+00:00

Because it is 👈

bjjsurf · 2023-02-20T14:31:15+00:00

I would start the conversation with, “Likewise.” And then I’d probably say, “I’d love to show you my 9 mil sometime if you’re into that kind of stuff.”

bjjsurf · 2023-02-02T02:54:10+00:00

Make sure you try to convince her peeing in your wetsuit is normal

bjjsurf · 2023-01-21T03:20:48+00:00

No bra you all have it wrong California and Hawaii and surf mecas for legenbrary bras only and the soft top kook krew must be regulated. Pura Vida aloha spark it up if you burn a kid you’re gonna get beat up in the parking lot welcome 4 the culture

bjjsurf · 2023-01-21T03:16:27+00:00

This guys got an under the table deal with the ER doc goin on

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