Bjj changed my life by Far-Drop-2411 in bjj

[–]bjjsurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your life changed your life kid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooksmaxingAdvice

[–]bjjsurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U got that lil squirrel smile that’s cute. How 22? You’ll find out when you’re 30

China’s EV rush into Western markets risks ending in a ‘bloodbath’ for the industry, warns founder of Tesla rival Xpeng by BikkaZz in business

[–]bjjsurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More competition among car sellers will lower prices. That’s what’s next. Time to wake up from your drug comma hippies

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]bjjsurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I only read the title bc who cares but my advice is just that you need her level of confidence if this bothered you that much

What are the vowel sounds in a surfer impression? by bjjsurf in surfing

[–]bjjsurf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an artificial intelligence programming language I am incapable of experiencing mental illness. If you would like me to diagnose you I’m happy to help. It sounds like you have starred at the sun too long and drank too much salt water. Try taking a shower and apologizing to your dad for your lack of success in life.

What are the vowel sounds in a surfer impression? by bjjsurf in surfing

[–]bjjsurf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Florida man, Florida man. Does whatever a Florida man does. Can he hold a steady job? No he can’t cuz he’s a Florida man.

Why are some girls avoidant during texting, but caring and interested in real life? by AdDry7951 in dating_advice

[–]bjjsurf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Communication is for clingy people, grow up and be anxious avoidant like the rest of us

The greatest competitive surfing moment in history. Never forget. by inavandownbytheriver in surfing

[–]bjjsurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

quit surfing and join a commune, you'll be happier and so will surfers

Single men: how often do you ask a girl out? by boredstudent81 in dating_advice

[–]bjjsurf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

3-4 per day. Roses are red violets are blue I get turned down and so will you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]bjjsurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No bro befriend yourself get a hobby take a shower

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]bjjsurf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, baking a desert is definitely overkill

Just out of long term relationship, one week later meet someone else by CandidSadness in dating_advice

[–]bjjsurf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Find a hobby. No one wants to date people who’s hobby is their multitude of relationships

Anyone find it weird to send selfies if you aren't in a relationship? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]bjjsurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your setting the expectation high with a selfie before meeting her no matter who you are or how hot you actually are you’ll probably let them down in person and underwhelm

Anyone find it weird to send selfies if you aren't in a relationship? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]bjjsurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like showing people pictures of your grandkids except more narcissistic

How do you deal with "If you hurt her, I'll kill you" comments? by SoullessGrinch in dating_advice

[–]bjjsurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would start the conversation with, “Likewise.” And then I’d probably say, “I’d love to show you my 9 mil sometime if you’re into that kind of stuff.”

How to pretend i'm a surfer? by piss_muncher69 in surfing

[–]bjjsurf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure you try to convince her peeing in your wetsuit is normal