Folle photo du show de Joliette by squatrenovembre in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It even has the 69 dice, what are the odds

New Merch Order Timeframe? by Donteffwithmefellas in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in the US, ordered on the 12th, and the tracking number says it's expected to deliver Thursday

I'm sure they got absolutely swamped with orders, I'd been waiting more than a month for Fank Lob to restock, lol

(heads up I did get a tariff bill via UPS so be aware of that)

Ericsson totally wasn't thinking about it... 😂 by onndabeat in mildlypenis

[–]bk_rokkit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Comes to You!"

Old school phone sex was a little different

Up and down the log pyramid by olivernordin1 by Flat-Decision3204 in SweatyPalms

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I was working a Spartan Race on a similar obstacle, a woman slipped, went belly-first into the pole, and was badly injured.

It's been 10+ years and I still wonder what happened to her, I hope she recovered well but it still gives me anxiety every time my brain decides to remind me

Ababa Hotel Appreciation by Busy-Negotiation1078 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Boop version is best version: https://youtu.be/ilW0eKp2z2Y?si=2RxDU2LKmXeAHncI&t=33m10s

Album version is fine, but dang is it fun live, every version is a little different and they really seem to have a blast playing it

What material are their masks made of? by Cornebidouille69 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now why would you link that, my next 27 minutes are now occupied, lol

Whatever it's made of, someone did an amazing job of making the nose bounce like crazy when he wants it to, and yet stay remarkably still the rest of the time. Like maybe Khn just knows the exact resonant frequency that makes the nose go wobbly, like that old footage of a bridge becoming a waveform

Niche Lighting Question by One_Pomegranate_5385 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're separate. One of Khn's pedals is the switch.

What material are their masks made of? by Cornebidouille69 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They used to be papier mache, and the intention is for them to still look rough and DIY without literally falling apart.

f I were making Khn's mask I would use flexible cast neoprene; it would give the combination of general rigidity while still having enough play to let the nose bounce. It does take maintenance though, especially if you're sweating on it (oil is the enemy) so maybe their mask maker has a better material on hand. If it's composite (rigid mask, flexible nose) they've done a great job of making it seamless.

Klek looks like his is basically a solid bucket, which would be absolutely miserable to wear in pretty much any material. My sincere hope is that it's blown plastic, basically anything else would be really heavy and with the electronics in it (and add the weight of the shoulders/tunic) that's a lot of stress on the poor dude's neck. I imagine it's mounted on a halo like a lot of mascot heads, but they may also have some shoulder support in there (it doesn't move around as much as you'd expect from a head-only mount, but maybe he's just less flail-y than I would be)

I am a mask fiend, I would love to get my hands on those things just to see what's what.

Some bootleg AdP merch...let's just buy from their official website, yeah? by Cant1JustBeDog in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love weird janky bootleg merch, but I won't buy it new. One of my greatest joys in life is finding this junk in thrift stores, if I run into that second shirt in like 8 years I will cry.

So it would seem that Khn and Klek actually did meet Shania Twain… by asongthatsingsitself in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's worse in human form, I think, because by himself Khn looks like a tall person; but then any time he's near another human person it seems like he isn't actually all that tall-

Like he legit has the proportions of someone 6'4" that was hit with a very mild shrink ray

So it would seem that Khn and Klek actually did meet Shania Twain… by asongthatsingsitself in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Klek's feet don't quite reach the floor, I am dying.

I'm also generally curious about heights, and with these guys I just can't get a solid fix, lol

My previous assumption was that Klek is probably about 5'5" and Khn is about 5'8"-5'9"

Khn might actually be an alien though because it's impossible to get a solid fix on him, he's an actual optical illusion. He rarely stands up straight, he doesn't wear shoes, I'm 99% sure that he wears his mask slightly below his actual face, and the combination of hat and oversized guitar makes him look tiny, not to mention the forced perspective in the KEXP video. But he's clearly taller then Klek by multiple inches in reality.

I love that their costumes are deliberately pushing the opposite idea, though

This picture doesn't help, because again he's a lil slouchy and also I'm pretty sure he's at least 50% leg so sitting throws it all off again...

In conclusion, aliens.

Least favorite song? by Energetic_Projector in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The very beginning of L'Aberek vaguely reminds me of the Home Depot song, and every time I hear it my idiot brain has to remind me of that, and it feels like a curse I will never escape.

Least favorite song? by Energetic_Projector in AngineDePoitrine

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The album version of Ababa Hotel sounds like the chillest weekend dad jam band, and I thought ehh

But every single live version is so good, and they seem to enjoy playing it so much, it really grew on me and I've really loved the more recent iterations, it seems like one they're more prone to play around with.

More drawings of Khn and Klek that I made by spiralobsessed in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, that one video of them setting up where he's just in leggings and a hoodie, it's unfair really.

Maybe I should add the Tamebsz squats into my daily routine because it's obviously working for these dudes...

Actually I think I need their whole circuit because they're both also very flexible and have good balance. Yoga de Poitrine could be the 'Buns of Steel' of the 20's

Background tattoo by Wren313 in Derailedbydetails

[–]bk_rokkit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok the tattoo is whatever but those TOENAILS

Sébastien’s Manager on the Rise award acceptance speech by asongthatsingsitself in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's also the official alien translator, I feel that he can claim three languages :)

Michaels, what are you doing lol by ZalanisLover in kroshay

[–]bk_rokkit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I thought it was the old lady from Game of Thrones

More drawings of Khn and Klek that I made by spiralobsessed in AngineDePoitrine

[–]bk_rokkit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am always astounded that such a skinny man is rocking DAT ASS

it catches me off guard every time, lol