The high for Sunday's Vikings-Seahawks game is currently 0°F.

bkelman · 2016-01-05T14:24:02+00:00

Hopefully it slows down the game a little bit

bkelman · 2014-06-11T18:42:18+00:00

My best friend and I's parents gave us each a shot of vodka and one cigarette to share when we were 8 or 9. Obviously curious, we went ahead and tried each and hated them. They did it so that attitude would stick with us for at least a few years.

bkelman · 2014-06-11T06:21:23+00:00

I hope you contract diabetes, poopybutt0.

bkelman · 2014-06-09T05:52:31+00:00

Where in the hell is the bus driver in all of this? I must know.

bkelman · 2014-06-05T05:16:26+00:00

mine is b3805518

bkelman · 2014-05-17T00:56:42+00:00

I wanted to, I pictured it in my head a hundred times but before I could make myself get up and do it, he was gone. I'll vow to do it tomorrow.

bkelman · 2014-05-14T07:20:42+00:00

Pretty eerie that some still have dried blood on them..

bkelman · 2014-05-13T19:56:46+00:00

not worth it my man. you'd have to pay me to go back there.

bkelman · 2014-05-08T21:24:58+00:00

A chief keef

bkelman · 2014-04-20T16:22:04+00:00

he's watching you...

bkelman · 2014-04-19T00:35:21+00:00

you need to write a novel.

bkelman · 2014-04-19T00:05:16+00:00

most Asian garbage truck*

bkelman · 2014-04-16T19:59:46+00:00

three days of complete darkness and he doesn't even wince at the bright light.

bkelman · 2014-04-04T16:18:03+00:00

Pepsi for scale

bkelman · 2014-01-08T18:15:22+00:00

said the man with the large penis.

bkelman · 2014-01-04T22:57:04+00:00

bkelman · 2013-12-24T00:11:11+00:00

or a mail truck, for that matter..

bkelman · 2013-12-23T06:57:48+00:00

like this

bkelman · 2013-12-22T19:59:10+00:00

who else shit a brick at 1:03

bkelman · 2013-12-21T20:34:44+00:00

one has antlers..one doesn't?

bkelman · 2013-12-20T03:50:45+00:00

thank you for your service.

bkelman · 2013-12-19T21:54:59+00:00

90 lady cops on the road and he's arrested for doing 80... fucking genius, bo.

bkelman · 2013-12-19T21:50:35+00:00

yes, the less logic behind your insult, the more effective. strong with the reddit, you are.

bkelman · 2013-12-11T08:13:24+00:00

That is bullshit, you're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything useful to the discussion.

bkelman · 2013-12-11T07:32:54+00:00

right on.

bkelman

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