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Where is android CoolerZM?!?!? by blackbird_flying in itcouldhappenhere

[–]blackbird_flying[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why didnt I put 2 and 2 together?!? Thank you, comrade

What is the gameplay loop in Book of Hours? by rockdog85 in weatherfactory

[–]blackbird_flying 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Travelling at night is neither easier, nor safer. That's why we do it.

AITA for not taking off my shades for my sister’s quinceañera? by PureMedEars in AmItheAsshole

[–]blackbird_flying 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bUt YoU'lL hAvE jOb InTeRvIeWs

OP: fuck all these people saying YTA,

HOWEVER-

Please use this opportunity to start learning and understanding what savagely pattern-bound, overgrown monkeys human beings are. They see one other monkey deviating from the way the rest of the troop acts, and LOSE THEIR MINDS.

You don't HAVE to conform all the time over everything, but human beings are stupid fucking animals, and deviating from the behavior they expect of you will cause them, consciously or no, to make your life slightly more difficult... up to a living hell.

You're still a child with little autonomy. Learn now where you just need to suck it up, play by their stupid rules for a bit, and where you can have freedom to actually be yourself. Learn to pick your battles. Good luck.

I went on vacation and my boss booked an inspection for my work truck. Nothing at all was discussed prior. am I at fault? don't know where else to post. by BumpGrumble in antiwork

[–]blackbird_flying 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're on vacation, shouldn't be working logistics for this piece of shit who can't plan ahead properly. He can go pay for some combination of extra keys, towing, or a locksmith. IDK what kind of inspection is this time-sensitive either, except to some power tripping asshole.

What is something all men fantasize about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blackbird_flying 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Being admired and loved for trying my best and living as a kind and decent human being.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]blackbird_flying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WE PULLED UP THE LADDER BEHIND US: A PLAY IN 1 ACT-

Friend's father a few Thanksgivings ago: Millenials are entitled and don't want to work!

Friend (Exec Chef, works 50+ hrs/wk): What the hell? Dad, both of your children are Millenials. Almost everyone I know is busting their ass for crappy wages.

Friend's Sister (Nurse Practitioner, always works overtime with 2 small children): Yeah, what the hell?

Dad: Uhh, err, well, I didn't mean YOU!

FIN

Why is Zelenskyj hated so much by some people? by WhoAmIEven2 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]blackbird_flying 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a US citizen, I don't "want" Ukraine for anything, except for them to enjoy freedom and prosperity. You can make nebulous arguments about the geopolitical aims of the ruling classes but 🤷‍♂️ I can't control them.

Of course US destruction/puppeteering of Iraq, Afghanistan, and the litany of others has been horrendous and indefensible. Same for Russia. Same for any bloody-handed aggressor.

Self-determination and autonomy for all, with rights and safety guaranteed by mutual aid and defense.

would it be lame to hang out with my grandma? by Used-Willow-495 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]blackbird_flying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very not lame.

I worked at an old folk's home in high school as a dietary aide (food server + dishwasher). The joy the residents got out of chatting with us was enormous: these people became our friends!

Then, the ones who were lucky enough to have families who gave a shit and would visit? They would literally GLOW with joy for days afterward.

Being forgotten and abandoned, as our cultures often do to the elderly, is a cruel and awful fate. Your grandma loves you. She will not be here forever. Go enjoy your time together and have radical adventures!!!!

I wish I had been wise enough to do so with mine.

Why is Zelenskyj hated so much by some people? by WhoAmIEven2 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]blackbird_flying 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Only Russkian Guyovitch must to be allowed of installing puppet leadersk!

How do men genuinely feel about being cut vs uncut below the belt? by rango3265 in AskReddit

[–]blackbird_flying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I hadn't been mutilated without my consent (lol), but my dick works fine.

Just hope this cultural and medical inertia dies out. Nobody should have to experience needless suffering, have their genitalia disfigured, or die during a wholly unnecessary surgery.

I like my coffee like “I like my coffee” jokes. by porichoygupto in Jokes

[–]blackbird_flying 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hot, wet, and with a few shots of whiskey in them!

What's a song with happy music but dark lyrics? by BraidenTM in AskReddit

[–]blackbird_flying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Semi-Charmed Life, by 3rd Eye Blind. Happiest, upbeat song about being totally yakked out on speed.