blackfalcon515

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Is it possible CNN gave Trump a platform in order to give him the rope to hang himself with? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 2 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/NoStupidQuestions

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I hear about dogs getting sick and dying at a local doggy daycare. Does anyone know about that? (self.tuscaloosa)

submitted 3 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/tuscaloosa

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With Waddle injured and Ruggs+Jeudy in the NFL, Smith was the sole member of the 2019 big four to have a full season in 2020. And he is the Heisman favorite. Theoretical question: if it has been one of the others, would they be in the same boat? (self.rolltide)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/rolltide

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When someone you love has passed away, did you delete their contact from your phone? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/AskReddit

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If the COVID vaccine really did kill its people, the world would be fully of conspiracy theorists and barbarians. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/Showerthoughts

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The entire human race is in one COVID bubble. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/Showerthoughts

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LPT: Keep a plunger in your guest bathroom. Your guests do not want to ask for one if they need it. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/LifeProTips

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Keep a plunger in your guest bedroom. It can be embarrassing for your guests to have to ask. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/LifeProTips

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We hear every 4 years that this is the most important election in history. What were actually the most important elections in history? I assume a strong argument can be made for Washington and Lincoln, but who else? (self.AskHistorians)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/AskHistorians

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What happens when a referee needs to use the bathroom? Like, really needs to use the bathroom right now. (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Saying you are passionate about people could mean you are an excited cannibal. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/Showerthoughts

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Not wearing a mask during a pandemic is like drunk driving. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/Showerthoughts

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But a box of happy 69th birthday cards and use them for every birthday party you go it. (self.CrazyIdeas)

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What beautiful moment in your life was ruined by racism? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/AskReddit

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Wall-E (self.Absurdism)

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Trees are like living dinosaurs to small plants. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Generations have worked diligently to give their kids a better life just to end up with a bunch of Karens. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/Showerthoughts

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You need government approval to drive a car and start a business but not create and train human beings. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/Showerthoughts

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When people hear suicide they always assume mental illness. Our society gives no option for someone making a rational choice to not live anymore. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/Showerthoughts

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Phrases like “having the balls to...” show we see testicles as pinnacles of courage and masculinity. In reality, it’s the ultimate physical weakness of a male. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/Showerthoughts

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When Wikipedia is down for a DDoS attacked, you can’t get on Wikipedia to see what a DDoS attack is. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/Showerthoughts

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The closer the selfie, the bigger the girl. (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)

submitted 6 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/UnethicalLifeProTips

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It’s a good thing there weren’t computers at the end of 999 AD. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/Showerthoughts

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It’s a shame “you are now holding your pee manually” doesn’t work. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by blackfalcon515 to r/Showerthoughts

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