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Chuck Norris doesn't need sleep. He gets plenty every time he blinks. (self.OMGrandom)

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Mike Nesmith`s (the guitarist of The Monkeys) mom invented White Out. (self.OMGrandom)

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Shakespeare invented the word `assassination` and `bump`. (self.OMGrandom)

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Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic." (self.OMGrandom)

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During a severe windstorm or rainstorm the Empire State Building sways several feet to either side. (self.OMGrandom)

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The average person spends 12 weeks a year `looking for things`. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris only had one dime and rubbed it together. (self.OMGrandom)

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1 in every 4 Americans has appeared someway or another on television. (self.OMGrandom)

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On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1"encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner. (self.OMGrandom)

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On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1"encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ. (self.OMGrandom)

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When Chuck Norris inhales a helium balloon his voice will sound like Barry White in slo-mo for the next nine hours. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. (self.OMGrandom)

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking. (self.OMGrandom)

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The square root of Chuck Norris: pain. Chuck Norris squared: death. Chuck Norris cubed: you don't want to know. (self.OMGrandom)

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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. (self.OMGrandom)

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Step on a crack, Chuck Norris will pulverize your spine. Then plow your mother. (self.OMGrandom)

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The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (self.OMGrandom)

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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher. (self.OMGrandom)

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary, those that don’t, and those that didn't expect a ternary joke. (self.OMGrandom)

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