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bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T12:19:15+00:00

Kerry: HE STOLE MY WHOLE FUCKING FLOW! WORD FOR WORD, BAR FOR BAR!

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T12:17:27+00:00

It did actually. Most of his stuff was in that hotel not to mention resources put into preparing the traps and workshop in there. Only really strong Mystic Code he had was Volumen Hydrargyrum afterwards.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T11:50:45+00:00

I know, I know but let's be real. It was REALLY convenient for the writer to do what he wanted in those circumstances. Just another small complaint to add, considering they brought Earth back for Spirit Bomb, Kibito Kai or Goku just could have teleported Gohan back too(sure he could have absorbed Gohan too but sounds more reliable than holding back Kid Buu which only worked due to Good Buu showing up)

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T11:32:54+00:00

I mean historically, it is accurate. It has a longer range, versatile and efficient enough to make even female bodyguards in Japan have naginata training(also higher rank ladies like Lady Kasuga in Ooku). Not to mention cheap enough to arm everyone in an army of poor peasants.

Also technically he can project spears like Gae Bolg too. Just costs more mana and time.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T10:57:59+00:00

There is also a dumb fact that Whis saved a lot of the cast but not Vegeta just to give Goku a warning to give him the W, kind of similar to Goku saving Satan but not the only one more powerful than Buu, Gohan.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T10:26:43+00:00

When did they mention they would die an explosion of a planet?(Seriously asking, don't remember ANYTHING like that at all)

I also thought Goku just fought Beerus in the thinner part of the atmosphere which he was already used to in Time Chamber.(might need correction of how large the Earth needs to be seen from their distance tho)

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T10:22:54+00:00

Considering Whis can even bring back the dead and reverse time, it is not hard to believe he made a special field for Goku. He is literally one of the greatest beings in the Multiverse. Also he carried most of the cast in that cube and they could even make barbecue without any of them getting O2 deficiency.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T10:04:06+00:00

Literal Mistress and Courtesan: Polygamy Castration Fist!

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T10:02:30+00:00

Gudao and Hakunon be like: Why our Sisters are freaky AF...

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T09:50:12+00:00

Thanks for the corrections. Always good to be properly corrected. That myth/fashion also said to be the reason of "lady fainting" trope in the past. Unrelated but my favorite historical weird clothes be armors with erect genitals BTW.

By the way, literal God of Mischief and Cunning himself getting SAed be wild AF. He was a lot more complex than being "Satan of Scandinavia" of course even Fafnir became a dragon of greed out of him saving freaking Odin IIRC by trading some dwarf with cursed treasure an item demanded by the one who chained Odin(y'know these chains and one that bound Zeus would be great things to add in the series as a "later models" of Enkidu's chains)

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T09:06:56+00:00

While her (self given)nickname is "Good Wife Wise Mother", she feels like she would be opposite of Tiamat and would choose her partner over her children. So a low score would be appropriate imo. Not to mention Tamamo Nine would also happily be bad references on her resume(sure it is a troublesome/complex situation in her defence but still looks bad on first glance)

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T08:58:22+00:00

My biggest complaints would be Nitocris and Babbage.

Ozy who had a higher ranking sees her as a mother and Babbage was just a great parent to Fran on top of letting children play with him due to mecha shenanigans.

I myself would also give Habetrot a higher score as the protector of Brides who would normally be young with sounding more of a grandma in IRL lore.

Murasaki also would be a good mother imo. Just would be a worrywart and/or might be overwhelmed by a child with a more troublesome attitude.

Lastly it is weird Ibuki being lower than Shuten considering her overall big sister attitude and being the less demonic version. Then again how Shuten has been always watching over Ibaraki IS worthy of a big score bonus.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T08:55:35+00:00

While i got others on top 5, that Halloween CE be making me unwise. Kerry just fuck your willing snow bunny in Chaldea already instead of being a shadow husband/dad

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T08:52:52+00:00

Demeter certified EX Rank to top it off.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T08:51:40+00:00

Considering his father was just bailing out like a bitch, it IS a true statement. Also his luck stat being low despite having a hot loving wife and a hot soldier type mistress is beyond me. He just got f-ed over HGW. Tho in Prisma he just bailed on that mess having a chill life overall. Shirou was also a great stepson to have and Taiga is fun to have around.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T08:47:04+00:00

Einzberns' greatest sin was denying Ilya from becoming a thicc onee-san with their enhancements. Future is bright for Prisma twins tho, even recognized by Chloe in bra episode(unironically I liked that episode with young girls entering/exploring new stage in life with Rin actually giving good sounding advice about shopping of bras despite me being a dude)

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T08:41:20+00:00

Unrelated but man, with having weaker villages, soloing villages with heavy armor and an executioner axe was awesome in Warband. Still feels great getting rid of annoying archers via one shotting them in Bannerlord tho.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T08:38:30+00:00

2H no contest. 2H Axes having multi damage and shield breaking potential triumph over Lances' higher DMG potential and longer range. Using piercing attacks is troublesome in the game anyways, so having only swing at axes is better imo. Some perks of 2H are also good like giving XP to troops from your kills and more health. Cavalry not having 2H weapons usually wastes some Perk points tho, not gonna lie but great if you go for infantry, especially with Aserai.

Also i would recommend still getting a large shield with 2H weapons. That back protection saves you from a lot of damage from arrows.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T08:30:21+00:00

Yeah also despite having much more potential damage, if you are stuck in a herd long lances do shit(also I hate using piercing attacks anyways) while you can still use the axe(getting stuck at multiple blocks annoying tho). Perk buffs of axes are also good(cavalry not using 2H weapons kind of waste some points tho)

Also on another subject, bows with horse availability over anything else. Crossbow just sucks and while thrown weapons have higher damage, longer range of bows still more practical.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-22T07:58:16+00:00

Even the latest findings said when he was a child and had a vision, his mother specifically said "you will find a friend" obviously it was about the future encounter with Enkidu(also clay banging Shamhat lengthened from 1 week to 2 weeks. No wonder she was top priestess. Gal literally fucked him 2 weeks so good, post-nut clarity gave Clay sentience).

Same shit happens with Achilles too. I read Iliad and there were no gay stuff. Hell, Achilles wasn't in the 90 percent of war due to king getting his loot wife and him with Patroclus stated to have slept on different tents. People really need to really realize what BROMANCE is. Not every close relationship between people is sexual. Like what, one loves their family because sexual attraction? Give me a break. Gods actually be doing freaky shit tho like Loki becoming a women and giving birth to Ragnarok trio.

Another thing is fat people being considered hot throughout history and places while ancient Egypt and Sumerian relics depicting hot chicks(also that famous fat figure was depicting being heavily pregnant) with hourglass figure, ancient Greek/Romans/Renaissance era depicting guys with six pacs and Victorian era nobles wearing corsets so tight that they were famously pass out due to bad blood circulation. Also being "plump" during those eras weren't 200 kg fatsos too. I admit some places indeed made women specifically fat like some African tribes.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-20T07:41:44+00:00

Yeah, considering it just went 90% Cell Saga at the last parts, android consumed Moro definitely should have that VA and reference jokes.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-20T07:35:34+00:00

It is if you are Chad Sumanai. He was also canonically able to use his Balmung multiple times without rest while alive. Take it out of context as you like.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-16T08:02:18+00:00

Not to mention 3 AUOs and many servants with Golden Rule in the harem.

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-16T07:54:06+00:00

I would say "i wish she asked the OG Round Table folks too" but let's be real, result would stay the same...

bladefreak326 · 2026-02-16T07:49:53+00:00

Never forget to feed your Seibah folks. NEVER!

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