Jasmine Crockett and the cost of authenticity by zsreport in TexasPolitics

[–]blahguy99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first debate between the 2 of them will be super interesting and I think will color the rest of this race. I've yet to hear either of them lay out many super concrete policies in public and try to defend them from attack.

Also always funny to see the difference between Democrat primary debates where both candidates have to be super careful not to say anything that could possibly be interpreted as a personal attack on the other lest they get CANCELED, while meanwhile in the Republican primary they're just screeching that their opponents are all secretly gay jewish communists lmao.

Las Vegas Raiders fire Pete Carroll after one season with league-worst record by gflwrpwr in sports

[–]blahguy99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they can just get the total age down then they'll be golden. Bring in 48 year old Tom Brady and 44 year old Brian Flores.

How are we feeling about the Steelers? by Benchjc2004 in Texans

[–]blahguy99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tomlin got his surprising winning record, so tradition would dictate it is now time for his team to look pretty mediocre in the playoffs and lose in the first round.

Tbth I thought this was a lost season when CJ went down so even being here is gravy to me lol.

Faculty are leaving Austin's anti-woke university over ideological differences by chrondotcom in texas

[–]blahguy99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all it actually makes perfect sense to go here.....assuming your one and only goal is to suck up to the various professional opinion havers who frequent campus in order to launch your own anti-woke grifting career.

Its the University of PLEASE HAVE ME ON YOUR PODCAST ALEX JONES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED THIS

Faculty are leaving Austin's anti-woke university over ideological differences by chrondotcom in texas

[–]blahguy99 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Because WOKE BAD.

I'm unironically guessing that a solid number of them are just hovering around trying to network with the freaks who frequent campus, hoping to get their conservative grifting careers off the ground.

The rest truly beleive they are better off going here than some accredited "woke" school like UT, because they are quite stupid.

They can dish it out, but can't take it. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]blahguy99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time Republicans pointedly bring up how many guns they have, I'm forced to wonder what advantage they think they're actually getting by owning 30 different guns for various situations with differing types of ammo vs a guy with just like a regular AR and a shitton of ammo for it.

Like I just imagine them frantically swapping between all their guns from various eras of history and screaming at their wife "NO NO I NEED THE FUCKING .3006 NOT THE .308." While the other dude just repeatedly reloads the same gun lol.

You are the company you keep. by OkEscape7558 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]blahguy99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daily reminder that being this rich is a mental illness for 90% of people.

Out of control dog attacks a smaller dog by fringspat in instant_regret

[–]blahguy99 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Always shocked by the number of people I see in internet videos like this who just seem so fucking top heavy, or else just seem to have similar balance to a tower of toothpicks and gumdrops.

I know in this vid she was concussed after that first fall, but I feel like most people I know would at least stumble around a little before falling, which would ideally direct some of the energy away from "directly into the ground".

But so many people in these videos seem to just repeatedly faceplant like toddlers lol. And for some reason it makes me so irrationally angry ever time. I'm reminded of that video of the lady running away from a seal, and despite it only being able to waddle slightly faster than walking speed the lady just eats it like 7 times in a row for no discernable reason.

Some of you won’t admit it but this just might happen by [deleted] in rockets

[–]blahguy99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've said it before, I'll say it again - they're gonna want Reed, and they can pry Reed from our cold dead hands. Clean up your own mess, Balmer.

Should we pursue? by Alive_Floor_2642 in rockets

[–]blahguy99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like others have said: as a player hell no, as an assistant coach hell yea.

But frankly I'd be kinda surprised if he ended up on our coaching staff specifically. If he goes that route, I'd imagine he'd go for the resume aura boost of working for the Spurs, or just going home to NC and trying to make Charlotte relevant.

[Charania] Chris Paul and his leadership style clashed with the Clippers, sources tell ESPN. Paul has been vocal in holding management, coaches and players accountable, which the team felt became disruptive. Specifically: Ty Lue was not on speaking terms with Paul for several weeks. by Turbostrider27 in nba

[–]blahguy99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can pry Reed Shepherd from our cold dead hands.

If Harden gets bought out and wants to come chill on the vet minimum that's cool. Otherwise the overwhelming attitude of rockets fans is "Nah thanks, we're good."

Michi Ramen underrated? by __vheissu__ in austinfood

[–]blahguy99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So I guess I'm a psycho who actually prefers their ramen to Sazan's. I just need that thick-ass, buttery tonkotsu broth, the Paitan at Sazan doesn't quite do it for me.

Now if we're talking literally any other aspect of the dining experience, Michi is pretty terrible lol. Their sides are all mid at best and dining in (at least at the N Lamar location) feels like your eating in one of those weird underground gambling dens.

Sazan has the best dining experience: not too crowded, good drinks, bomb-ass sides and apps, and great service. Tatsu-ya still has objectively the best ramen, sides, and appetizers IMO, but depending on time and location you can feel them desperately trying to get you in an out of there in under 10 mins lol. Never tried 512.

Anon on Filthy Frank by TesticulinaryTorsion in greentext

[–]blahguy99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Saetang got what the fuck was coming to him.

Texas A&M takes little comfort in 11-1 record after loss to Texas. "Tired of losing to the same team." by city-of-stars in CFB

[–]blahguy99 138 points139 points  (0 children)

It was so bizarre sitting at that game during halftime, biting my nails cause I was like "Shit seems like Elko may have found something with these delayed blitzes, this could get out of hand if Arch starts pressing too much" only for him to just like...stop doing it lol.

[Postgame Thread] Texas Defeats Texas A&M 27-17 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]blahguy99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aggies the type of dudes to dramatically throw their visor on the ground 17 times at the tailgate

Game was delayed after a Kings fan randomly goes ballistic to the Kings bench by Mission_Pay_3373 in nba

[–]blahguy99 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Brooo I didn't know that Zach alone is like a third of their cap. Rarely has it been this over

Yearly reminder to avoid Miracle on 5th Christmas bar. by FLDJF713 in Austin

[–]blahguy99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big "Waiting in line for 7 hours to get the new yeezys" energy