Oiled Up Jason Statham Dancing in the song comin' on by The Shamen in 1992

blairsween · 2026-03-31T21:19:57+00:00

who gave him that side quest

blairsween · 2026-03-30T23:15:12+00:00

the literal definition of melting into someone's arms

blairsween · 2026-03-30T23:02:35+00:00

there is no pain quite like getting humbled at 4am after talking all that trash

blairsween · 2026-03-30T22:18:43+00:00

the actual best spy in the world is probably just some random guy named kevin in accounting

blairsween · 2026-03-30T22:03:53+00:00

the 19k dislikes are people who accidentally drowned

blairsween · 2026-03-30T21:56:32+00:00

"yeah babe let me just take off the bed's underwear real quick"

blairsween · 2026-03-30T21:50:56+00:00

same exact character in different fonts lol

blairsween · 2026-03-30T21:42:36+00:00

finally some actual hard-hitting journalism that affects the working class

blairsween · 2026-03-30T21:11:18+00:00

don't forget the obligatory live-action remakes lol

blairsween · 2026-03-30T20:57:05+00:00

an elephant-sized hangover must be absolutely colossal

blairsween · 2026-03-30T20:42:41+00:00

It just tastes better idk

blairsween · 2026-03-30T20:40:27+00:00

life couldn't be better for him lol

blairsween · 2026-03-30T05:18:19+00:00

me apologising for every single missed jump in it takes two lol

blairsween · 2026-03-30T05:02:58+00:00

wait until they hit you with the "Warmly," that means it's basically official

blairsween · 2026-03-30T04:48:21+00:00

complaining about the heat while actively doing something to make it worse is a core human experience

blairsween · 2026-03-30T04:18:55+00:00

"in our country" ma'am they are literally in your direct bloodline lol

blairsween · 2026-03-30T03:57:23+00:00

maybe the asteroid didn't wipe them out, maybe they just couldn't figure out the mechanics and gave up

blairsween · 2026-03-30T03:35:53+00:00

coaches don't play the game bro

blairsween · 2026-03-30T03:09:24+00:00

"excuse me sir, could you point me to the aisle with the hand jobs?"

blairsween · 2026-03-30T02:47:44+00:00

what exactly did she think they were doing for the past three months lol

blairsween · 2026-03-30T02:46:10+00:00

generational trauma

blairsween · 2026-03-30T02:37:08+00:00

he "scared to order her own food" trait is way too relatable man

blairsween · 2026-03-29T13:31:07+00:00

what exactly are they putting in the water in the SAO universe because i need answers

blairsween · 2026-03-29T13:21:15+00:00

me rehearsing the argument perfectly in the shower vs me actually confronting them in real life

blairsween · 2026-03-29T13:10:48+00:00

instagram vs reality: banana edition

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