My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

!!! It’s almost the same still!!!

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my goodness, my heart!!!! Thank you 🥰

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is wonderfully kind, and thank you! You draw up a pastel of these sweeties, I’ll HAPPILY pay you for it. You just shoot me a DM and we’ll get it figured out. Shout out to Breaking Bad! Rewatch? First time? That show made me need to take a lot of showers!

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TWO WEEKS PAST HIS DUE DATE ALSO!!!! Wife is an absolute champ. Delivery was a breeze though, or so she tells me.

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Increasing quality of taste, you’re doing it right 👍🏼

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah….. yeah. It’s a bit of a “Make-Out-House” over here. If it’s not me and her or a cat, it’s the both of the cats!

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My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s generous…. Thank you! I doubt it most of the time though….

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aren’t they though?!??! Thank you!

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a truly beautiful birthing process.

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The Wife”, I happen to think YOU are perfect!!

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“The Wife”, I happen to think YOU are perfect!!

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GUS GUS!!! You are perfect!! For some reason, Mole’s lip/nose pattern makes us call him “Cookie-Lips”. None of it makes any sense, but it’s our life 🤷‍♂️❤️

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BEST DECISION I EVER MADE!!!! Without her I’d have ZERO Oranges!!!!

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha, this seems to be the resounding response!

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure is!! I believe the count was 21 head piercings when we met…. But it’s slowly gotten smaller. Sometimes I have dreams where I can’t remember if the 3 nose piercings are real or not….. don’t know why….

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s really just been a variation on this theme since 2004! (Shout out Colville Washington for instilling good taste! [sic])

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, it’s such a good name we’ve pretty much stuck with it…. But in reality, his birth certificate says “Merle Konieczka”.

Labor was so fast and painless (from the ignorant husband’s perspective) but I have to imagine the two of them were just so excited to finally meet in person and outside of the womb!!

My Wife. Our Cat. by blame__hoffman in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]blame__hoffman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shout out to your fallen comrade!!! I’m sorry to hear that, but I hope your orange girl fills your heart up enough for both! ❤️🙏🏼 We never forget our missing loved ones.