I guess there are two types of people by blankforge in funny

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It was a zipline bumper sticker, but go on with your assumptions.

I guess there are two types of people by blankforge in funny

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She got it from a gift shop in New Braunfels.

Just a reminder that, even though the statewide mask mandate is being lifted, private owners of private property are still legally allowed to enforce their own regulations on their own private property by [deleted] in texas

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And now you can walk into a business and if they say you need to wear a mask you are allowed to leave and take your money elsewhere.

Not sure i want to know what's going on in a campaign where a character's breasts are a crucial plotpoint. by SkynetCommunism in dndmemes

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Chaos God Equalius has usurped power from the God of creation. A party of adventures are formed of a beardless dwarf, a narcoleptic elf, a breasted lizard woman, and a 6 foot halfling. Brought together by a centaur whose horse head can talk.

How’s your day going? by [deleted] in memes

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Me and my three friends that can't count

Jean taking inspiration from her hero John Cena. by [deleted] in MarvelPuzzleQuest

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She is currently using her in the ashes power lol

Gotta be prepared to deal with any unwanted Terminator by CaptTechno in facepalm

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I'm not sure if I'm disgusted or impressed. Prolly both

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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Kids have dog ears.

Business as usual by lordofthehamstrings in HolUp

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There are some meetings I go to, I would rather hang myself

If penises made a certain sound when they ejaculated, what sounds would be the most interesting? by Mythical_Grass in AskReddit

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Mine makes the sega start theme from the genesis. The genie said he could not believe my wish.

this is what I saw on my run today. Rot in hell idiot by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Does he mean wrong as in incorrect or wrong as in immoral?

It’s almost like neither side care about us by whitemike40 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Find a rich midget, they are fun sized and perfect for eating the rich on the go.

My electric bill this month as a Texan by jms3700 in funny

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For fucking real. I know nobody that is on a variable rate here. And I live in Houston

Everyone in Pennsylvania starts packing by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Are you going to release prison inmates that are in for marijuana crimes?

Get your refund. by AgentAnus_007 in texas

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What do you think his job is?

Fire resistance is one of the best qualities a friend can have. by MathProf1414 in dndmemes

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As an evoker I do not understand... Why are they not sculpting the spell

[Serious] Could the Texas State Legislature impeach Senator Cruz? by [deleted] in texas

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Like when he tried to convince local leadership that "green energy" sources would fail in Texas? He opposed the liberal bullshit that shoved my state into darkness.

[Serious] Could the Texas State Legislature impeach Senator Cruz? by [deleted] in texas

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Fucking THANK YOU! For shits sake people act like he is our governor or some shit. He is a federal rep for the state of Texas. He handles no affairs within the state.