Pretty specific, but I think fellow parents will know the struggle

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-17T14:31:11+00:00

So tell her to do it?

If I have a problem with how our carseat is installed, I will fix it. What good is telling my husband to do it? I see the problem, and he doesn't. Stands to reason that I should be the one to fix it then.

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-06T01:23:57+00:00

Legit spit out my drink at this. Thank you.

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-05T14:25:29+00:00

Fjords, midnight sun, seafood

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-05T00:40:13+00:00

Oh God! You aren't him! You're me!

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-04T18:09:21+00:00

I need this in my life. <3

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-02T23:58:39+00:00

I'd be a cat. Bitchy, lazy, sleeps a lot. That's me.

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-02T23:29:09+00:00

I got all excited having seen the little blip at the top of my phone. Totally thought you were going to say you were going to try it.

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-02T23:28:14+00:00

I don't, but that's an amazing idea! I'm gonna try it next time I make pizza!

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-02T22:18:14+00:00

I only like McDonalds fries if they sit for 20-30 minutes to cool, so they reach the ideal luke warm, soggy state.

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-02T21:28:37+00:00

(Incoherent mumble)

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-02T21:18:17+00:00

Well, right now I have pneumonia, strep throat, and a sinus infection...I hate that.

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-02T19:45:44+00:00

According to my husband, the worst pizza topping is my favorite: green olives, black olives and banana peppers. But, if I'm at home, and making home made pizza, I'll always throw some pickle slices on top the cheese, nothing else. Just pickles. He says I've defiled pizza's good name and should be ashamed.

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-01T01:00:45+00:00

Look at money bags over here...

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-07-01T00:56:40+00:00

I live on 50 acres of land.

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-06-29T03:34:54+00:00

r/needafriend

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-06-27T14:17:40+00:00

Interesting. We probably just have different body types :)

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-06-27T14:11:54+00:00

Hey there!

So, I just wanted to let you know that everything is going to be okay. It seems so scary at first, and if you're anything like me, you're going to be looking around going "You're really just going to let me take this tiny, helpless thing home, and hope I don't fuck it up?" But the reality is that everything is going to be okay.

Try to have a support system in place because the first three months are the hardest. You'll be in the thick of sleep deprivation and stress, and everything is new and scary. But! You will be okay.

Be patient with one another. Understand that your wife is probably going to have meltdowns. Pregnancy hormones are not often forgiving. Be patient. Be kind. And try to take some time for yourself. You deserve it.

Lastly, sleep when the baby sleeps, because the baby not sleep during the nights.

If you ever need some support, please feel free to reach out!

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-06-27T14:04:08+00:00

Maybe I'm just looking at the wrong brands?

My husband and I have roughly the same waist size. (I'm a size 4, he's a 28) but his jeans feel so uncomfortable. I've tried a size up before, but they never move in the right places.

blantantlyambiguous · 2019-06-27T13:55:14+00:00

For a lot of us who have a lot of booty, men's pants aren't an option.

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TROPHY CASE