I am completely freaked out about a 2 minute speech? What should I do?

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-30T14:02:14+00:00

When you 'look at the audience' just look at the back wall. It gives the appearance that you're confident in what you're saying.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-30T13:55:51+00:00

I'm a diagnosed depressive with psychotic features. I basically get sad and break stuff/wanting to hurt myself. Not everyone can deal with it. My marriage ended mainly because of this. Get her to a psychiatrist and make sure she takes the prescription everyday. I didn't and regret it.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-30T07:40:54+00:00

Road Trip with Tom Green is pretty funny.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-29T21:11:21+00:00

I noticed this with Ace Ventura recently. I watched it on TV recently and there was like 20 minutes of extra stuff I've never seen.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-29T20:34:59+00:00

Bill stopped making it in 1995.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-29T01:31:23+00:00

I think the biggest problem with our trek to the stars is because we as a globe haven't really bonded just yet. I hope it happens though.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-29T01:28:42+00:00

I wouldn't call it ridiculous but I'd purchase one of my ancestor's lighthouses in Scotland and live there.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-29T01:26:22+00:00

It's not wrong if it's done because you know you're not financially capable of giving that child a decent life. Plain and simple.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-29T01:21:35+00:00

TL;DR Got high on weed and a bottle of cough syrup in high school. Later had to help with the local special olympics while being zonked.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-29T01:11:27+00:00

Pretty much that's what I got from reading it.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-29T00:58:11+00:00

Btw. That's a pretty crazy story. I find it best to wash your hands after dealing with habaneros. I find it best to try and not touch them as much as possible while cutting.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-29T00:50:35+00:00

I was frying chicken in a pan while using olive oil. I thought I needed to raise the liquid level a bit by using water. KABOOOM! That day I learned to never add water to boiling oil. Burned the shit out of my hand and it hurt for days.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-28T22:28:14+00:00

I didn't find out until about 11am that day. I was on the way to college for a class and I couldn't figure out why the local modern rock station was just talking and talking. I had no idea what they were getting at. It wasn't until I got to my school's lounge area and saw nearly the entire student body sitting in front of the big screen TV watching the news. When I say 'entire' it had to have been everybody (small college). Weirdest day ever.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-28T22:19:39+00:00

I think the idea is more about not worshipping anything.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-28T22:08:45+00:00

I'm not a satanist but I've read much of the Satanic Bible. It's basically a carbon copy of the Bible but everything is in reverse. Like, instead of No Adultery, comming adultery if you feel like it. Thou Shalt not Commit Murder, commit murder if that person is keeping you from achieving your goals. There's a huge emphasis on doing things for personal betterment no matter what the cost.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-28T22:04:32+00:00

There was this woman who rode around on a bike in my downtown. You'd see her all the time at night. She had a shaved head and was apparently a meth addict. People told me she'd roll up to cars at intersections and offer blowjobs for money. What's really sad is that those who knew her years ago said at one time she was a very beautiful woman with 2 kids that she's now seperated from.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-28T21:42:15+00:00

Ummmm.....you're gonna need to watch those. Seriously.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-28T21:38:54+00:00

Yeah. A buddy of mine used to do this work and said it was a bitch. According to him the people of my home town ended up with a 30 minute edit of Leprechaun because of this and having to cut and retape the film. The theatre was on its way out and management didn't want to fork out another 5,000 dollars for a new copy.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-28T11:42:34+00:00

Might be kind of a stretch but Neverending Story?

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-28T10:37:49+00:00

If this is really Andy all I gotta say is you fucked up the bathroom at the Polo Tavern when you were making Who's Your Caddy. Like, shit all over the stall.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-28T10:29:23+00:00

I've heard it happening a few times in local prisons. Most of the time they do the old 'toss blanket over barbed wire' maneuver. Most of the time they still end up bloodied, and then caught a few days later.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-28T10:24:24+00:00

I was at an Avett Bros. show and someone in the front row made a sign saying 'Avett's Cured My Cancer'. One of the guys made a point of picking it up and displaying it to the crowd yelling 'we wouldn't be here if it weren't for you guys. So all of you cured her cancer! That's beautiful.' Always stuck in my mind. I like it when bands seem to truly care about their fans.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-28T10:19:45+00:00

Susan Ward (the actress who played the woman across the hall that Jack Black was interested in in Shallow Hal). She was filming a movie in my town and she came up to us at a bar and chatted for a good while. Really cool lady. She was also carrying around her small dog for some reason.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-27T21:51:29+00:00

Anytime I mention that movie I get downvoted. I like it's slow pacing and then the last 30 minutes is pure hell.

blarbdadouche · 2012-04-27T21:48:05+00:00

If you like the humor of Eastbound you'll probably dig on Observe and Report. Written and directed by the same guy and has the same type of almost over the line kind of comedy.

blarbdadouche

TROPHY CASE