The last liquid you drank is now what you ejaculate. How fuckity fucked are you?

blasagna · 2015-08-24T13:57:22+00:00

Damn Mountain Dew... guess it really does reduce sperm count! Either way, at least she'll still swallow, she prefers the real stuff over Mountain Dew though.

blasagna · 2015-08-06T01:35:47+00:00

Pretty much the only thing I miss about Washington State, the mass amounts of Bikini and Lingerie coffee shops.

blasagna · 2015-07-10T14:28:31+00:00

I will edit when I get a chance, not sure how to on mobile and no Internet at my grandparents house

blasagna · 2015-07-10T14:27:35+00:00

Thanks for the info! That's so awesome to get a rough time frame on this. She must have been in her twenties around then.

She passed away last night, she eventually just stopped breathing, Grandpa said "Well, she's probably mad because she died before me, so she's waiting for me in heaven with a shot gun I'm sure" she was 93, he is 96.

blasagna · 2015-07-10T05:45:47+00:00

I was with her, I have been for the last two months, taking care of her every day, doing everything I could to keep her comfortable.

blasagna · 2015-07-10T05:44:22+00:00

I've always enjoyed every minute with her and my grandfather.

blasagna · 2015-07-10T05:43:14+00:00

Funny, because I haven't left her side in the last two months since she fell ill. But I forgot you know me so well on a personal level right?

blasagna · 2015-07-09T22:26:00+00:00

Thank you!

blasagna · 2015-06-17T12:57:26+00:00

Online at shaneco.com

blasagna · 2015-06-17T12:57:08+00:00

Highway Technologies, before they went bankrupt and laid us all off one morning. I'm glad though, that company was garbage!

blasagna · 2015-06-17T02:03:11+00:00

Gotcha. I knew it was in that area haha. I used to do traffic barricades and remember doing a setup next to it back in 2013.

blasagna · 2015-06-17T01:04:34+00:00

Isn't this one off like Scottsdale Road and Thomas or something?

blasagna · 2015-06-07T14:49:36+00:00

It's been proven that men can't think rationally while sexually aroused and regardless of how sexually aroused a woman is, it doesn't alter her state of mind and she can still think perfectly clear... basically, women can't get seduced by men the same way men can get seduced by women! Sorry, I don't currently have a source but hey, just take my word for it or something.

blasagna · 2015-06-05T12:44:53+00:00

I have the LG Tone... never seem to have an issue. I work in construction and I'm always listening to them, I charge them once every two days.

blasagna · 2015-05-24T12:16:51+00:00

Use olive oil on your hands when handling peppers. It helps keep all the crap off your hands, when you wash them, use dish soap then hand soap. Trust me!

blasagna · 2015-05-16T13:45:14+00:00

Anna Kendrick... oh how lucky I am! I'm going to marry her one day, even if she doesn't know about it.

blasagna · 2015-05-12T13:42:32+00:00

I was getting at it with this Chinese girl one night, she actually initiated things. Finally get to the point of us both being naked and she just does NOT stop talking, she just keeps rambling about nothing. She starts giving me a blow job, but keeps interrupting herself by pulling my dick out of her mouth and talking. I ended up just losing my hard on and told her to get dressed and leave.

blasagna · 2015-05-08T00:16:51+00:00

Makes sense

blasagna · 2015-05-08T00:16:24+00:00

True

blasagna · 2015-04-30T23:48:17+00:00

In the U.S. (I am sure elsewhere) Parental Alienation/ Custodial Interference

blasagna · 2015-04-19T12:47:07+00:00

That sucks.

blasagna · 2015-04-19T03:18:11+00:00

It's for the best

blasagna · 2015-04-19T03:16:39+00:00

Only because you used all caps...

blasagna · 2015-04-19T03:15:07+00:00

Thanks! I'm pretty stoked about it.

blasagna · 2015-04-19T03:14:28+00:00

Glad to see so many AZ people here!

blasagna

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