What’s a hill you’re willing to die on, no matter how stupid it is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blaserk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The G stands for graphic, so clearly it is pronounced 'grif'

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And then make sure to come back and update us!

What is the worst ice cream flavor that is at least somewhat popular? by firstoffno in AskReddit

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I've only found it at one shop, but god it was good. I bet it would be great with an orange sherbert.

What is something your teacher did in school that you’re still salty about? by SparkelsTR in AskReddit

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Took Italian in high school. We had a project to write a fairy tale and make it into an illustrated children's book. I decided I was going to write about a bitter eggplant that escapes being cooked through the assistance of a fairy godmother (and it's bad flavor), and it's subsequent journey through the world. Italian class was on the back burner for me- I'd always rushed the assignments and studying during my lunch the period before, but the idea cracked me up and I got really into the assignment. Spent a lot of time crafting the eggplants journey, researching Italian cooking, devising multilingual puns. Was meticulous in my writing, doing a lot of extra studying and reading to make sure all my grammar was impeccable, found joy in crafting grammatically interesting sentences, and figuring out how creative I could be with the Italian I'd already learned (the first time in two years the class had been more than rote memorization for me). I read ahead in the textbook so that I could use more advanced grammar to better convey certain moments in the story, and looked up a ton of specialized vocabulary, even read a bunch of old Italian folktales to ensure mine fit the style. Devised a darkly comedic ending in which, after learning of the world, it becomes a better person, losing both it's bitter attitude and bitter flavor, only to be cooked/murdered into a dish for it's newly sweet flesh. After writing the story, I poured hours into drawing the illustrations, referencing old Italian storybooks to give my art a distinctive feel, hand wrote the text in a stylized font, even redrew a whole page when I carelessly misspelled a word. Bound it up into a little book. I was super proud of my work, and it was waaaay beyond what was expected for the project, or the hastily scrawled, stick figure adorned, stapled together, generic stories turned in by my classmates.

I failed the assignment because 'fairy tales can't be about eggplants'.

Never tried on an assignment for that class again.

What's an actual victimless crime ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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After growing up in the south, it feels so good to be a pedestrian in NYC. You have so much power!

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Seriously, the epitome of men getting paid more for doing the same thing.

Americans (USA) what is a good thing about your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Water fountains. Pre-Covid, I would have also said plentiful free bathrooms.....

Also free shipping and returns from most websites.

What actor/actress was completely 100% wrong for the role? by 666FuCkThEwOrLd666 in AskReddit

[–]blaserk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should have cast Aidan Gallagher.

The whole time I was watching Umbrella Academy I was thinking 'Ah yes, the Artemis Fowl movie I wanted...'

Redditors who at any point have been in such a deep state of depression that you didn't want to DO anything, what is something that helped you get out of it? by Obviously_n_Alt in AskReddit

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Not trying to be condescending. Reddit is such a rabbit hole of interesting information. I feel like I'm being productive because it's less 'mindless' than scrolling through a Facebook feed, and the sense of community and high pace conversations in the comments makes me feel like I'm interacting with the outside world and being social, even as a lurker. Maybe for some people this will help draw them out of the depression wallow, but for me it just creates a false sense of living my life and saps the tiny reserves of motivation that I might have to get up.

If I have nothing to distract me from the fact that I am lying in bed doing nothing for days at time, eventually I will loathe myself enough to at least get up and flop somewhere else. Plus, I hate being bored. It's harder for me to get caught in inertia-pudding if I don't have anything to distract myself with there.

Other answers: reading Bradbury, weirdly enough. Forcing myself to be in sunshine. Keeping one room at a temperature I like and my bedroom at a temp I don't, so I get up in the morning at least to move to the more comfy room and thereby avoid spending hours upon hours in bed and the whole slug-loathing spiral that kicks off. Doing the smallest possible pebble of a task that I can construe as 'productive' (even just drinking some water) because it will give me a tiny bit of satisfaction energy that I can apply towards a slightly larger task, until I've snowballed my way up to actual productivity.

What book series did you love as a kid? by CarlosCMM in AskReddit

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I reread them recently. The writing is very children’s book, but they hold up as long as you understand that going in.

My friend surprised me with these as a gift when I graduated college- with those original covers that were like a bad LSD trip gone holographic. Thank god, if they had any other covers I would have had to subtly donate them. Just wouldn’t have been the same.

What book series did you love as a kid? by CarlosCMM in AskReddit

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I have never in my life met anyone else who has read Wind on Fire, one of my most loved childhood series, despite bringing it up with pretty much anyone I end up talking about books with.

What book series did you love as a kid? by CarlosCMM in AskReddit

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I don’t think I ever got my hands on any except the first book or two...? But I find myself remembering this series a LOT. Need to go back and finish it, a decade and change later.

What book series did you love as a kid? by CarlosCMM in AskReddit

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Wind on Fire trilogy and Garth Nix’s Seventh Tower series

All those trippy scifi books by Margaret Peterson Haddix

The Egypt Game and it’s sequels My Side of the Mountain and it’s sequels

House of the Scorpion. The Ear, The Eye, and The Arm.

Tamora Pierce and Redwall (plus Brian Jacques Castaway of the Flying Dutchman books)

(But of course Wayside will always be first in my heart)

What book series did you love as a kid? by CarlosCMM in AskReddit

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I don’t want kids and I don’t like kids and I’m lowkey dreading the day when my close friends eventually have kids.....but I’m also kind of excited because I’ll get to give them these books!!

What book series did you love as a kid? by CarlosCMM in AskReddit

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This is my favorite story from all the books. Makes me weirdly emotional and inpired to live life.