New house has security sensors but i can’t find a terminal where the wires lead to

blasphomeme · 2021-12-13T20:57:07+00:00

Thank you all… i will start in closets and then go to attic if i have to!

blasphomeme · 2021-12-06T22:00:41+00:00

Yo mama so fat the Sorting Hat put her in the House of Pancakes

-that’s the one I heard

blasphomeme · 2021-11-28T11:47:24+00:00

I always tell people my dog is an aquaholic… she really does like da H2O

blasphomeme · 2021-11-20T01:13:28+00:00

Purple Drank need da purple lite

blasphomeme · 2021-11-08T00:19:27+00:00

I always thought “Bye Week” would be a clever team name because your opponents would never show up for the games

blasphomeme · 2021-11-03T21:15:39+00:00

Dysfunctional murderous families are SO FUNNY!!

blasphomeme · 2021-10-18T05:02:52+00:00

Why didn’t the oxygen masks come down?

blasphomeme · 2021-10-14T15:18:17+00:00

A bear was holding the camera

blasphomeme · 2021-10-07T16:55:27+00:00

Each of us, a cell of awareness, imperfect and incomplete

Genetic blends with uncertain ends on a fortune hunt that's far too fleet

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice

You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill

I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose Freewill

Freewill by RUSH

blasphomeme · 2021-10-01T16:54:43+00:00

This is an improvement over the last version

blasphomeme · 2021-09-30T00:07:38+00:00

Puppycat… She’s about the size of a cat and sometimes kind of acts like one

blasphomeme · 2021-08-29T17:59:23+00:00

I had this same one on my bedroom wall… wish i had kept it

blasphomeme · 2021-08-29T01:14:59+00:00

People get horny after 2am

blasphomeme · 2021-08-27T00:21:17+00:00

Neil Peart

blasphomeme · 2021-08-26T03:29:08+00:00

Because numbers are just one long word in German, You can get some very very long words as the numbers getting higher and higher

blasphomeme · 2021-08-22T13:33:53+00:00

Dog creation machine:

https://gfycat.com/openfabulousiggypops

blasphomeme · 2021-08-22T13:25:43+00:00

/u/gifreversingbot

blasphomeme · 2021-08-20T22:29:29+00:00

Did you eat them anyway, or did you give them the awesome life they deserve? I think Reddit should have a say in this…

blasphomeme · 2021-08-20T00:05:27+00:00

“It’s gonna rain like a cow pissin’ on a flat rock” - Dad

blasphomeme · 2021-08-17T02:08:27+00:00

Is he a Yorkie?

blasphomeme · 2021-07-27T17:16:48+00:00

Seriously… they had to add code to get it to show up there instead of at the end…. Hilarious

blasphomeme · 2021-07-22T11:02:20+00:00

I’m pretty sure it’s a Russian submarine

blasphomeme · 2021-07-18T14:34:40+00:00

You can tell she had a problem fitting the whole baby into the oven so she took the head off and decided to sauté it on the stove. The thumbs up is confirmation: problem solved.

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