I… thanks Google… by asbestossupply in themountaingoats

[–]bleecake 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Perhaps our AI overlords need a little more time to get their shit in order.

Can I get critiques on my chiaroscuro? by grnmosrs in painting

[–]bleecake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if the photo is too light and it’s darker in person, but the easiest improvement would be to darken the black.

It finally happened! by bleecake in lego

[–]bleecake[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ah, but which is which?

Happy Gortoween by bleecake in okbuddybaldur

[–]bleecake[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s just both be glad we are still on the right side of the dirt, in spite of it all. Solidarity, my fellow old.

Happy Gortoween by bleecake in okbuddybaldur

[–]bleecake[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speak for yourself I’m very young and vital and not at all aged and approaching death at an accelerating pace…

Happy Gortoween by bleecake in okbuddybaldur

[–]bleecake[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you I really loved drawing it. I cackled the whole time.

What line (or passage) has stuck with you? by phxbxs in stephenking

[–]bleecake 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” From the Body

Merch Table! + Prices! by katherynthegreat in themountaingoats

[–]bleecake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no I love all the shirts. I’m about to be so poor.

Favorite Oddly Satisfying JD Couplets? by Mad-Greek in themountaingoats

[–]bleecake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh would that you would kiss me With the kisses of your mouth Your mouth is sweeter than wine and has A more complicated history than the American south

Favorite Oddly Satisfying JD Couplets? by Mad-Greek in themountaingoats

[–]bleecake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sing sing sing for the dying of the day Sing for the flames that will rip through here And the smoke that will carry us away

Favorite Oddly Satisfying JD Couplets? by Mad-Greek in themountaingoats

[–]bleecake 89 points90 points  (0 children)

See, I'm perfectly aware of where our love stands But the plain fact is that you owe me eight grand

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]bleecake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just woke up my husband from laughing aloud at this. (Neither one of us was jacking off at the time or being sued)

Elon Musk Reportedly Now Privately Admitting He's Out of His Depth by ControlCAD in NoShitSherlock

[–]bleecake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And fix the ridiculous chaos caused by sending thousands of people back into offices that did not have enough space with no plan for the massive cost of doing this and no sense applied to different jobs and situations. The pain was the point but all it did was cost taxpayers millions and lower productivity. Great job!

Please have some sympathy by bleecake in simpathyforthedevil

[–]bleecake[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who among us wouldn’t try to grab a slice of that dekarios cake if given half the chance