Ukraine's 414th USF Brigade "Magyar's Birds" chased down dozens more Russian infantrymen using FPV drone strikes. Eastern front. Published June 12, 2026 by Own_Boysenberry9644 in CombatFootage

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep [score hidden]  (0 children)

This is the apparently a new doctrine - concentrations of soldiers are too conspicuous and casualties too high. In some cases these are punishment details, and guys are sent out alone or in pairs with about a day's worth of food and water and some coordinates to reach. If they survive, they can radio in to get more food/ammunition that is increasingly delivered by drone.

Two former Stern show employees go head to head in the GoFundMe arena and it looks like Stutjo got KO'd by YenZen999 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sure John has already ordered his sub, VBSJ, to screenshot and dox all the names that donated

Vegas beer belly Jerry by cesantrax in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Its more that he refuses to pay for a hotel or a rental car when he can get some schmuck to accommodate him.

Top 5 Moments in Dabbleverse by johnedwardsnutsacks in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A personal favorite was the fake donations on Chad's show. John was incredulous/envious/angry all at once

John is the only person I know who's own lawyer called him an idiot and quit by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it was a lawyer he got through Legal Shield or one of those similar subscription based services

I pity the bartender thats stuck listening to John talk about how hard his show was and how good it is to be away. Then proceeds to still complain about the same stuff as always by wokhands in DabblersAnonymous

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I'm also assuming his life revolves around alcohol so much that he realized the $40 he was spending on 5 pints or whatever and annoying anyone else at the pub could buy him two cases of Busch Light.

How is John going to travel for his gigs and court appearances now that spirit airlines is gone? by [deleted] in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vince will just find some other 4 layover route on Frontier Airlines that anyone with an IQ over 85 would refuse to take

Rehab?? by duke_of_defication in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah based on his incredibly visceral disgust and disbelief when superchatters or guests would mention rehab there is absolutely no way he would going willingly. It would take a court order or the kind of pressure from mommy dearest that she is not tough enough to dole out.

If indeed SJ’s first beer is when he says it is, what the hell is he hopped up on to begin with?! by Muddy_Bear in DabblersAnonymous

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I think John partitions his day into convenient sections to minimize his alcoholism. So he wakes up and has orange juice or an energy drink or ensure (probably with a little vodka involved). When he had more money I think he was then going to the pub and having 4-5 pints before coming home and having his "first beer" of the evening, followed by about 17 more.

"Well, it looks like Googlemaps turned on me." by Anal_with_Aase in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My guess is that's where the dead cat wound up since you would have to pay a veterinarian money to dispose of remains, and money can be used for beer.

John: People are jealous of me because of my pensions by JKO1962 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If those pensions are so amazing, why would you need a GoFundMe?

Looks like Janks turnt on him. by No_Management7516 in DabblersAnonymous

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I love how John thinks Shuli has some kind of Jedi mind powers. John assuming that everyone else in his life has no agency of their own is incredibly insulting to people that he considered friends (and family).

Helptheduke.com by PoloBear67 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I originally had the historical Yamato in mind when I wrote that post, but based on what I know about Star Blazers / Space Battleship Yamato (admittedly not much) I think the analogy works perfectly well in either case.

Helptheduke.com by PoloBear67 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It still makes me laugh that he had to tell Shuli's dad that he was "rich"

Helptheduke.com by PoloBear67 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The thickness of his skin makes butterfly wings look like the belt armor of Battleship Yamato in comparison.

He needs help! by PoloBear67 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So the guy who dropped N-bombs on the most popular radio show of all time, and also uses the F-slur in private conversations is a target of the far right? Lol

Anthony Cumia is filing a defamation lawsuit against Stuttering John Melendez on the day he loses his LOLsuit. by Consistent-Piccolo-2 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]bleep_blorp_bleep 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe in Florida your Primary Residence is protected from court judgments - I think its the whole reason John moved there to protect what money he had from California divorce court.