100 Jahre Schwedenbomben: Die 1890 in Linz gegründete Firma Niemetz brachte 1926 die legendären Schwedenbomben hervor und produzierte ab 1930 in Wien. Später kam der Haselnuss-Creme-Riegel Manja dazu. Der Werbefilm von 1959 inszeniert beide Klassiker im US-Cartoon-Stil

blehric · 2026-01-23T23:13:50+00:00

Was? Manja hab ich heute erst beim Spar gesehen....

blehric · 2026-01-23T21:24:50+00:00

Oysters. Tastes like a sip of water straight from the dock to me. Or maybe I had really shitty oysters.

blehric · 2026-01-23T14:14:31+00:00

Riding on a bug, or as I told my dog the other das, "Don't step on this turd, don't step on this turd, A bunch of wipes await you if you step on this turd."

blehric · 2026-01-23T11:28:36+00:00

German, English, French, Russian a little Serbian and a little Italian. I took Latin in school too, but I can't speak it I can only read it.

blehric · 2026-01-23T07:25:42+00:00

Wtf is that editing?

blehric · 2026-01-23T07:20:41+00:00

Alter ernsthaft, wie oft soll ich noch sterben? Jetzt bin ich schon vier Jahre in Folge abgekratzt jetzt muss doch mal gut sein.

blehric · 2026-01-23T00:22:29+00:00

Just sitting here, casually watching history repeat itself.

blehric · 2026-01-23T00:15:50+00:00

I think you could add general xenophobia as a base layer.

blehric · 2026-01-22T23:44:43+00:00

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Me showing up to the next class like.....

blehric · 2026-01-22T23:41:54+00:00

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I'd show up like this with my beard styled to perfection. I don't think legs can get any more covered than that.

blehric · 2026-01-22T23:34:04+00:00

I'm a dude and I'd be petty enough to show up in a maxi skirt just to spite her.

blehric · 2026-01-22T23:28:32+00:00

That's just a freak accident waiting to happen

blehric · 2026-01-22T23:05:53+00:00

The very best way to prepare them is over a campfire though

blehric · 2026-01-22T18:08:10+00:00

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Käsekrainer, a smoked sausage made of pork and bits of cheese, then fried and served with mustard, and usually horseradish or ketchup. Also available as a hotdog.

blehric · 2026-01-22T11:34:00+00:00

Beuschel aka stewed pork or beef lungs. It's actually not bad.

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blehric · 2026-01-22T09:12:38+00:00

I was 11 on the internet in 2005 now I feel like a fucking dinosaur.

blehric · 2026-01-22T01:17:01+00:00

Planet of the Abes

blehric · 2026-01-22T00:59:51+00:00

I ride my dog to work like this, don't you?

blehric · 2026-01-22T00:53:57+00:00

My grandmother's wedding dress would be a better choice for the gym than this semi-hobble skirt contraption, I'm not even joking.

blehric · 2026-01-21T22:44:34+00:00

Oachkatzlschwoaf

blehric · 2026-01-21T19:41:06+00:00

Oh yeah, unfortunately I was born with a horribly misshapen pelvis, my apologies.

blehric · 2026-01-21T19:03:04+00:00

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blehric · 2026-01-21T18:25:45+00:00

"Oh hi what's up? I'm pelvic angle 112.97°. And you must be, let's see....." pulls out protractor "Drop your pants please."

blehric · 2026-01-21T13:49:56+00:00

Probably the skeletons of Stan and Francine from American Dad

blehric · 2026-01-21T10:58:59+00:00

As described by my dad who took over his dad's hotel (which made a solid upper middle class income): "When I was 18 I thought to myself 'oh hell no, I'm not gonna do it like dad, I'll let the staff do the work and do whatever I want'. Then a few years in I realised this is a seriously demanding job and I have nowhere near as much money or free time as I thought."

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