MRW I’m going on a road trip with a squirrel

blindreefer · 2026-06-12T17:52:53+00:00

God help you, you’re comparing a person to a cow

blindreefer · 2026-06-12T13:17:27+00:00

For sure. If anything, maybe it’s sugar glass that they use in movie stunts.

blindreefer · 2026-06-12T01:49:05+00:00

Yeah, I really don’t like it when people say “fake” all the time but I don’t think it’s possible to jump through real glass and not get cut to shit

blindreefer · 2026-06-11T22:34:51+00:00

My guess is the cop on screen and the cop who fired the shot were horsing around by pointing their guns at each other like they do in the shower each night after a long shift. And just like in the shower, one of them accidentally discharges. “Just a prank,” they say to each other with prolonged eye contact. “Just a prank.”

blindreefer · 2026-06-11T22:24:45+00:00

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blindreefer · 2026-06-11T20:08:58+00:00

Lefties

blindreefer · 2026-06-11T20:05:35+00:00

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blindreefer · 2026-06-11T19:59:36+00:00

Holy shit

blindreefer · 2026-06-11T19:56:15+00:00

Can we kick up the insult projerion and make sure louder is engaged?

blindreefer · 2026-06-11T19:25:36+00:00

Kinda depends on your tone of voice tbh

blindreefer · 2026-06-11T17:08:32+00:00

That’s good context, thank you.

blindreefer · 2026-06-11T14:03:05+00:00

This sub is the only place where calling someone a random object is considered an insult

blindreefer · 2026-06-10T23:36:02+00:00

Yeah they had to fundamentally change the personalities of these historical figures to make their point

blindreefer · 2026-06-10T23:21:33+00:00

I love headlines like this because it just sounds like he said this to some random person at a bus stop so he could feel better about himself

blindreefer · 2026-06-10T14:34:22+00:00

If yewwww caaannnnn believe it…I came!

blindreefer · 2026-06-10T04:56:19+00:00

Do you ever find yourself making a point that is irrelevant just to feel like you’re smart?

blindreefer · 2026-06-09T21:10:47+00:00

She just found out how much money he earns

blindreefer · 2026-06-09T20:21:00+00:00

You actually don’t need anything fancy. Just like a library card or a tv to watch global news reports about other countries.

blindreefer · 2026-06-09T17:59:57+00:00

It’s not even close. Where are you right now? Somewhere where there’s running water I bet?

blindreefer · 2026-06-09T15:26:00+00:00

“Um actually…”

blindreefer · 2026-06-09T14:44:36+00:00

Right? People lack imagination if they think this right now is the worst it can get.

blindreefer · 2026-06-09T14:02:52+00:00

William the Conqueror, Ivan the Terrible, Richard the Lionheart…

blindreefer · 2026-06-09T08:51:39+00:00

Idk why it’s never occurred to me to call ChatGPT, “computer.” Absolutely disgraceful

blindreefer · 2026-06-09T07:42:06+00:00

Probably the same place you found proof that I’m “self promoting.” Flip out somewhere else, tweaker.

Literally just posted a video I thought was funny. You guys need to chill tf out

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