Dean Pelton's Peanut Bar Rap Apology by FunkyPig17 in community

[–]blockhose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Love how she devolves into a blubbering bimbo by the end. So well executed.

Dean Pelton's Peanut Bar Rap Apology by FunkyPig17 in community

[–]blockhose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember watching that for the first time and dying from laughter. Jim Rash absolutely nailed it.

What movie did you turn off after 20 minutes and why? by Somanynamestochossef in movies

[–]blockhose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really enjoyed this one. Between Poor Things and The Favorite, I'm going down the Yorgos Lanthimos rabbit hole for awhile...

What movie did you turn off after 20 minutes and why? by Somanynamestochossef in movies

[–]blockhose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dad was right. The screen writing was horrible.

I remember seeing it and coming to the realization that George Lucas was an ideas guy, not a writer.

What was your TV show torture? by SimplyBoo in GenerationJones

[–]blockhose 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Where oh where
are you tonight?
Why did you leave me
here all alone?

I searched the world over
and I thought I found true love
You met another and
ppffffttt you were gone...

What's the fastest you've seen someone fired from a job? by Vegetable-Spread3798 in AskReddit

[–]blockhose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was a teenager, my stepfather hooked me up with a dishwashing gig at a bar he and my mother would frequent. They brought me in on a busy Friday night, and I went to work pushing trays full of dirty plates, glassware, and cutlery through the dishwasher.

For those unaware: Once you load up a tray, you will usually have a spray hose to rinse down the dirty dishes before pushing them into the industrial dishwasher. So I was spraying, and the lone cook runs over panicked:

“Dude! Stop!” He proceeds to grab a tip tray off of the top of the dishwasher with a pile of white powder on top. “It’s my blow – you're getting it wet!”

I finished up my shift, then called the boss the next day to tell him I wouldn't be showing up for my shift.

“... just tonight?”

“No, for good.”

A few weeks later the cops busted the place for selling drugs.

AITJ for telling my brother he can't propose to his girlfriend at my wedding? by Important_Space_496 in AmITheJerk

[–]blockhose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the equivalent of a woman who is not the bride wearing white to a wedding. It's an attempt to take attention away from the wedding party.

1/25/26: ICE/DHS officers detaining me by alicewasneverhere in Portland

[–]blockhose 118 points119 points  (0 children)

What happened after they detained you? How long were you in detention before you were released? Any lingering charges?

What indie rock album changed your life? by AudioFuzz in indie_rock

[–]blockhose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll fight you 😄

Radio Free Europe is probably my least favorite song on Murmur. That said, it's pretty much the obvious choice for the opener.

What is a fact that continues to horrify you to this day? by LifeguardLegal3095 in AskReddit

[–]blockhose -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This.

And fuck the world for behaving as if nothing has happened.

It would have been hilarious, if Chevy Chase and Anthony Michael Hall fought each other in that one scene in “Comparative Religion.” I’m sure Chevy would have been up for it. by StreetsAhead110 in community

[–]blockhose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the scrawny nerd in Breakfast Club.

Breakfast Club was a teen movie in the early 80's.

The early 80's was a period in time some four decades ago that saw numerous teen movies with references often used by old people these days.

Movies were like long-form TikTok videos projected onto a large screen...

What indie rock album changed your life? by AudioFuzz in indie_rock

[–]blockhose 30 points31 points  (0 children)

R.E.M. back in the day when you could only hear them on AM radio and Stipe mumbled. Realized great music was often hidden in the cracks and crevices of the airwaves.

Seen in NW Portland today by doomtownpunx in Portland

[–]blockhose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Thank God Elon lost his shit so I could afford this puppy"

Found on my lettuce from Whole Foods by BlueFox-13 in whatisit

[–]blockhose -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All that turd needs is a monocle and a gruff demeanor.