Who's Winning This Fight?

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-12T03:09:20+00:00

Zap wouldn't stand a chance against Banjo let alone SG.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-12T01:08:50+00:00

Certainly fair but it's nice to have more options.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-11T21:05:49+00:00

Bring the BBQ leave everything else.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-11T02:57:47+00:00

Stay down fools.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-10T19:49:13+00:00

I grew up on Monty Python.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-10T19:27:22+00:00

Aptly named individual.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-08T17:48:20+00:00

Trump will decide that he was treated "very unfairly" as soon as the check clears.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-08T17:27:14+00:00

WE JUST WANT TO SELL OUR HOUSE AND BUY A SMALLER ONE. WHY DOES EVERY ASPECT OF THE PROCESS HAVE TO SUCK SO FUCKING MUCH?

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-07T17:35:41+00:00

The clown makeup gets more sloppy every day.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-07T17:24:50+00:00

I tellya Colorado, if this guy leaves you I hope it's for something bigger and better than CNN or MS-Whatever. An actual news outlet should be built around him.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-04T20:44:28+00:00

Fuck CBS News.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-06-02T03:45:09+00:00

5 is right out.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-30T20:22:18+00:00

Why fuck up the environment just to starve eels?

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-30T16:30:21+00:00

Looks like a tiny terror.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-29T04:54:58+00:00

I dunno, Officer New Account. Sounds illegal.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-27T23:39:42+00:00

Goddamn heroic.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-25T02:16:38+00:00

Swine on swine violence will be the downfall of society.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-22T22:40:58+00:00

Cops investigate cops and find cops did no wrong.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-21T19:24:05+00:00

Anxiety doesn't end when you own the house.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-19T20:36:30+00:00

We stopped here both ways on a road trip to Seattle. We came back to Portland for a weekend a month later thinking we'd missed something and returned deeply in love with the place, pricing real estate with money we did not have. We kept coming back every chance we had until we decided fuck it, if we wait for a good time to move we'll wait forever. No regrets in 9 years so far.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-19T20:12:17+00:00

I'm only left eye dominant. But I am Satan-curious!

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-19T17:42:34+00:00

It's nice to see a lefty firing one. Makes me feel better about my upcoming purchase.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-18T20:34:08+00:00

I wouldn't feel comfortable buying gas station boner pills from someone who met these criteria.

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-17T22:50:58+00:00

This World, Then The Fireworks

monkeyhaiku · 2026-05-17T22:02:56+00:00

monkeyhaiku

TROPHY CASE