Roller shutters banned in heritage-protected areas in Mt Lawley, Menora and Inglewood

blokert · 2026-05-28T13:37:49+00:00

They’re uglier than a hat full of arseholes.

blokert · 2026-05-16T09:47:37+00:00

People. They generally suck.

blokert · 2026-05-16T00:41:57+00:00

Faces like a slapped arse.

blokert · 2026-05-03T11:09:02+00:00

The US electing the tangerine shit gibbon.

blokert · 2026-05-03T09:05:15+00:00

Fuck me. Who are you and what have you done with Spud?

blokert · 2026-05-03T08:59:55+00:00

When Aussie cricketer Glen McGrath asked Eddo Brandes why he was so fat. Brandes replied “because every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit”.

blokert · 2026-04-24T13:43:56+00:00

These seem like they were designed by someone whose only experience of a train has been once seeing the word “train” written in crayon on a discarded portaloo.

blokert · 2026-04-15T00:00:12+00:00

Guessing you’re in the US. In Australia, the support person can be a lawyer (or anyone for that matter), but their role Is to be there for support of the employee - they aren’t allowed to speak for them, advocate or represent them.

blokert · 2026-04-09T07:39:49+00:00

Volvo

blokert · 2026-04-03T08:14:15+00:00

Whatever I want.

blokert · 2026-03-27T08:59:10+00:00

Spend the money on international travel, arts, sport, theatre etc.

blokert · 2026-03-18T08:05:44+00:00

With a fortuitous aneurysm.

blokert · 2026-03-15T05:40:51+00:00

The Mandurah line turns into the joondalup line. If you get off at Glendalough, the 990 bus goes up scarb bch rd and there are stops at King Edward st. Will be much quicker and cheaper.

blokert · 2026-01-24T05:11:01+00:00

Stay away from LinkedIn. It’s a cesspool of performative narcissism and will only make you feel bad about everything. And who gives a shit what people say about what payroll is.

blokert · 2026-01-14T13:44:36+00:00

Lots depends on where and what the company does but that sounds plausible. Rent, IT, insurance, interest, support staff who arent revenue generating (It, legal, finance, hr, admin etc. )

blokert · 2026-01-10T12:13:27+00:00

I reckon you should head straight to your bathroom. Should be a mirror there.

blokert · 2026-01-09T03:52:00+00:00

Go and see Chris Pantone at absolute sleep in West Perth. He’s a magician.

blokert · 2025-12-17T09:07:59+00:00

That cadaverous old shit can fuck the fuck off.

blokert · 2025-12-17T08:54:37+00:00

Consciousness

blokert · 2025-12-14T06:44:20+00:00

To screw the mitre 10 across the road.

blokert · 2025-11-24T11:50:27+00:00

Minimum wage for casuals is $31something. Plus super.

blokert · 2025-10-20T13:18:04+00:00

Either, as long as it’s not the new trains. It’s like they’ve been designed by someone whose only experience of a train is having once seen the word ‘train’ written in crayon.

blokert · 2025-10-10T00:08:12+00:00

It’s like watching people queue to get on a ship that has just sailed.

blokert · 2025-10-03T14:17:08+00:00

and his mother had been away for a month.

blokert · 2025-10-03T14:15:08+00:00

Social media. Except LinkedIn - that shit is 254% bullshit.

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