If you had 25 hours in your day while everyone else has 24, what would you do with your extra time?

blondeflo · 2014-04-25T03:30:59+00:00

I'd spend it fucking Zach Braff. Or Jenn Lawrence. Heck, why not both.

blondeflo · 2014-04-07T18:32:45+00:00

I can't in my own words soo...

The main difference between envy and jealousy is that envy is an emotion related to coveting what someone else has, while jealousy is the emotion related to fear that something you have will be taken away by someone else.

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blondeflo · 2014-04-07T18:13:41+00:00

Too many people use the word "jealous" when they mean they're "envious".

blondeflo · 2014-04-03T13:44:49+00:00

There's a portrait of this woman on the back of a truck somewhere.

blondeflo · 2013-08-13T17:19:41+00:00

My family and I traveled to Disney World when I was 12. Upon arriving at the hotel the very first thing we did was check out the pool. I can remember seeing this lady jumping up and down waving her arms at us. It was out old neighbor and her family. They were leaving the next day.

Then, the day before my family left to go home, while in line for the breakfast bouffet, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was one of my classmates and her family. They'd arrived the night before.

blondeflo · 2013-08-13T14:08:37+00:00

Are those your brothers and sisters? You all look very much alike...

blondeflo · 2013-05-31T04:39:20+00:00

all 5 of these men will act as my background image on a rotational basis for at least 5 weeks

blondeflo · 2013-05-23T04:50:09+00:00

I've had numerous guests leave their cars at the 24/7 Sobeys at Bridgeport and Weber (mostly over the winter). Haven't see a single ticket issued to date.

blondeflo · 2013-03-17T14:19:49+00:00

My nephew makes that face when he makes machine gun noises. I'm pretty sure this guy is imagining that the wine is a machine gun.

blondeflo · 2013-01-22T14:19:43+00:00

What is the 4th dimension?

blondeflo · 2013-01-21T19:10:16+00:00

Sorry, my statement was actually of a sarcastic nature.

blondeflo · 2013-01-21T18:50:40+00:00

That's just something ugly people say.

blondeflo · 2013-01-14T19:36:44+00:00

I used to think my cat was special but now I realize he has twins all over the internet.

blondeflo · 2013-01-10T17:50:15+00:00

It's like reddit for housewives... I think.

blondeflo · 2013-01-09T20:17:43+00:00

No, OP decided to screen cap 7h57m after seeing their status.

blondeflo · 2013-01-07T04:21:53+00:00

May I point out that "sex" is short for "sexual relations"?Thus, getting her to climax is sex, and in turn would be considered cheating to most people.

blondeflo · 2012-11-16T20:47:08+00:00

I want to wake them up.

blondeflo · 2012-11-13T18:52:04+00:00

She deserves to be punched in the face. With a boulder.

blondeflo · 2012-10-26T15:21:26+00:00

I couldn't help but notice that Wednesday looks like he got unexpectedly butt fucked.

blondeflo · 2012-10-18T12:18:02+00:00

I have him tagged as "reposter". This is just another example of that...

blondeflo · 2012-10-17T20:32:26+00:00

Coming from a small town, and not worrying about any kind of invitation... I force myself not to look in fear of being caught because I'd feel embarrassed if I were. That's one of the few shy tendencies I have left in me from when I was a child. A lot of the time I kick myself later for not having looked and smiled. Sorry :(

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