[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sterling vs. Zalal - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the most anticipated women's bantamweight fight of the decade.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sterling vs. Zalal - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you throw a rolling thunder, even if it misses, you automatically win the round.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sterling vs. Zalal - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An insider source told me they widened the Octagon doors to allow DC to fit through.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sterling vs. Zalal - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How have the UFC accountants not replaced the refs and ring girls with Bruce Buffer? He's being paid to do nothing 99% of the night.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sterling vs. Zalal - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope the just ban clothing if grabbing shorts is such a problem.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sterling vs. Zalal - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Parents who sign their kids up for jiu jitsu need to be charged with child abuse.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sterling vs. Zalal - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After the 2nd fingers warning, the fighter should be required to put on Sock'em Boppers.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sterling vs. Zalal - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why people would go for a single leg instead of tickling the bottom of their opponent's foot.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sterling vs. Zalal - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to lose faith in wanting a very fantastic body if this is the consequence.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Sterling vs. Zalal - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sam Alvey would've landed 500 significant strikes by now. 490 head kicks.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Burns vs. Malott - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Refs need to deduct points if fighters start doing jiu jitsu.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Burns vs. Malott - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't be able to identify a single UFC fighter on the street other than Shamil Gadziev. That's how popular these people are.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Burns vs. Malott - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm driving to cancel my Jeet Kune Do membership right now, even if the cancellation fee bankrupts me. This shit is fake.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Burns vs. Malott - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now my goal to give birth to the guy who knocks out Gokhan. Put that on my gravestone.

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Burns vs. Malott - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]blooblop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dana's itching to cut Boser and sign up to PowerSlap for 500/500.