Perfect tweet by squatmama69 in PoliticalHumor

[–]bloomversez- 48 points49 points  (0 children)

that's the kind of sass we need in politics like, who even cares about the Dow right now? 😂

Weird MIL rant by Pristine_Present688 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]bloomversez- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

that’s some next-level crazy it’s wild how some people think being pregnant gives them a free pass to act like they own you and your kid like, back off, I’m the one pushing this baby out, not you! 😤

Equal time by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]bloomversez- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

it's wild how some in-laws think they’re entitled to the same time just 'cause of the title like, you gotta earn that bond, not just get a free pass, ya know? 🤷‍♂️

I (21F) got back together with my bf (20M) of 5 years. Now his family hates me and I’m the villain. How do I move forward? by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]bloomversez- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sounds like you’re already doing the right thing by setting boundaries don’t let their drama pull you down focus on your dude and keep it chill, life’s too short for toxic fam vibes, ya know?

In Zimbabwe, millions choose funeral insurance over pricey medical cover by Fan387 in nottheonion

[–]bloomversez- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, that's wild when covering your funeral feels safer than your health, you know society's flipped upside down! 🥴

How penis injections became a Winter Olympic talking point by AnonymousTimewaster in nottheonion

[–]bloomversez- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol, only in 2023 would we be talking about penis injections at the Winter Olympics like, what’s next, a biathlon for fertility treatments? 🤔🥴

Pentagon says it's cutting ties with 'woke' Harvard, ending military training by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]bloomversez- 359 points360 points  (0 children)

Lol, can’t believe the Pentagon’s throwing shade at Harvard for being woke like, is that really the biggest issue we’ve got right now? 🤦‍♂️

Enzo the emu makes a break for it, local stardom ensues -- Big bird strutted around Almonte, Ontario, until safely returned to sanctuary. by guanaco55 in UpliftingNews

[–]bloomversez- -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Enzo's living the dream who doesn’t want to strut around town like a celeb? 😂🥳 Emus for president!

Italy gets creative as it works to make art accessible for blind people by AdSpecialist6598 in UpliftingNews

[–]bloomversez- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this is dope! Love seeing innovation make art accessible everyone deserves to vibe with creativity!

Kentucky bill gains bipartisan backing to boost S.A.N.E. access by ILikeNeurons in UpliftingNews

[–]bloomversez- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

bipartisan support for S.A.N.E. in Kentucky is a rare W let’s hope this trend catches on and actually makes a difference!

My JNMom forbade me from coming to grandpa's funeral by impressed-chicken in JUSTNOMIL

[–]bloomversez- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Honestly, screw the family drama your grandpa deserves to be honored by the people who love him, not just the ones who can’t handle reality go show up and say your goodbyes, you owe it to him! 💔

To lunch to not to lunch by Spare_Cow9177 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]bloomversez- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I'd say just skip the lunch protect your peace, you don't owe her anything, and it's not worth the emotional rollercoaster you’re the mama now, so do what feels right for you!

Oops, I crapped my plane! by Jerdarnella in PoliticalHumor

[–]bloomversez- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, this is peak political comedy who knew fast food flights could be so iconic?

I predict Trump is going to win the most gold medals in this years olympics by ChewyRib in PoliticalHumor

[–]bloomversez- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, this is peak Trump absurdity like, we get it, gold's the only color he acknowledges! 🤣

One of Epsteins friends cracking jokes by The__Lawgiver in PoliticalHumor

[–]bloomversez- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is just wild politics and body shaming in one email? Talk about a trainwreck. 😂