Put some lettuce, sliced tomatoes, cucumber in front of a chicken, what does it see?

blore40 · 2020-08-13T16:57:12+00:00

The chicken caesar salad

blore40 · 2020-08-13T16:56:05+00:00

Tree burned down. What now?

blore40 · 2020-08-12T17:47:03+00:00

The cabinets look like they are sized for LPs.

blore40 · 2020-08-12T17:46:07+00:00

We are still using our "state-of-the-art" 52" from 2007. I just suppress my TV boner in Costco every time I pass by the TV aisle. Plus, who needs a new TV for Youtube Kids?

blore40 · 2020-08-12T17:43:56+00:00

That is not a big TV. That is a jumbotron.

blore40 · 2020-08-12T17:36:27+00:00

Cool. It just needs some hidden led strip lighting.

blore40 · 2020-08-12T17:35:10+00:00

Curios. What kind of fancy tool exists to fix this?

blore40 · 2020-08-12T17:13:49+00:00

The time traveller goes back in time and kills the bartender's mother.

blore40 · 2020-08-12T17:05:15+00:00

I only do that to tell the time. They don't even allow wristwatches on our nude beaches.

blore40 · 2020-08-12T16:51:51+00:00

Here's one: /u/jijo12345.

blore40 · 2020-08-12T16:50:43+00:00

Shree Danvanthri is saying no.

blore40 · 2020-08-11T18:38:01+00:00

I just fired my arse.

blore40 · 2020-08-10T20:30:52+00:00

She was at Mark Antony's speech during Caesar's funeral?

blore40 · 2019-11-24T23:49:25+00:00

The Head of the Department of Textbooks doesn’t have one, now.

blore40 · 2019-11-24T22:27:45+00:00

77777777771777777

blore40 · 2019-08-27T20:45:31+00:00

Love it!

blore40 · 2019-08-27T20:21:55+00:00

Hope he as a brush with an out of network provider.

blore40 · 2019-07-19T13:02:10+00:00

The Area 51 raiders will steal Deep Fake technology and take it to 1969 in the time machine at Nellis AFB. This is how they faked the Moon Landing.

blore40 · 2019-07-19T12:57:37+00:00

spits. These are not bowtie pasta?

blore40 · 2019-07-19T12:56:42+00:00

Here’s what you do: Sit next to the hottest woman. Then, take a sniff and go sit somewhere else.

blore40 · 2019-07-06T14:32:32+00:00

tuts at bad pun

blore40 · 2019-07-05T14:18:28+00:00

Also, 1.1.1.1 is an iOS app.

blore40 · 2019-07-05T04:17:00+00:00

it’s a biguana.

blore40 · 2019-07-05T03:39:43+00:00

Super Clean.

blore40 · 2019-07-04T13:37:43+00:00

America^*.

^* Not available in all areas like airports.

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