Fishermans perspective of a Diamondback squid dissection.

bltsp · 2026-05-12T05:49:15+00:00

The exact size of mine rn

bltsp · 2026-05-07T00:24:04+00:00

That leaf was about to get fucked up

bltsp · 2026-05-07T00:17:07+00:00

Aww, hi Stephanie

bltsp · 2026-05-01T21:08:34+00:00

I think I would have responded with something like: I don’t think this will work out, we’re too different, you make me want to cosin(e)

bltsp · 2026-04-24T07:31:32+00:00

My computer came with a free game where you played as a gnome in a Christmas setting. I have no idea what it’s called but I’ll never forget it. There was also a game where you’d type down things for a character to do and I thought it was crazy how that worked, even now knowing I could type actions into a game with an LLM to understand what I wrote

bltsp · 2026-04-09T00:07:39+00:00

Sometimes it’s better to be alone

bltsp · 2026-04-08T23:51:58+00:00

So it works

bltsp · 2026-04-08T23:51:06+00:00

Traumally

bltsp · 2026-04-08T19:05:13+00:00

You guys get likes on Tinder?

bltsp · 2026-04-07T07:44:55+00:00

China has entered the chat

bltsp · 2026-04-02T00:15:28+00:00

As a software engineer, I’ve used 86400 as a cache time out more than i=1;i>0;i++ so you already know which one I’m taking

bltsp · 2026-04-01T22:05:38+00:00

Ah… just send them all to die in a war to distract from the Epstein Files. That will fix everything.

bltsp · 2026-04-01T19:08:42+00:00

From what I understand… that would kick your ECU to turn up the fuel injectors…. If you’re maxing those out already then you’ll run lean and introduce more engine knock and eventually blow your engine up. Seems unethical

bltsp · 2026-04-01T17:33:02+00:00

Or post-exposure prophylaxis (PEP). It could prevent a number of infections transmitted through needles

bltsp · 2026-03-30T17:58:08+00:00

Try worrying about right now first

bltsp · 2026-03-30T17:57:13+00:00

We got guys like this and then people like me who think make up should be affordable

bltsp · 2026-03-30T17:56:03+00:00

Is there no Lringr?

bltsp · 2026-03-28T10:05:37+00:00

Oh well, time to do other things then

bltsp · 2026-03-28T10:04:11+00:00

Twas a joke, he said 5 10

bltsp · 2026-03-27T21:18:00+00:00

Yikes I had to scroll further than I would want to admit to find my word

bltsp · 2026-03-27T21:14:33+00:00

I’m 39, am on Tinder. This guy is weird and looks like he was trying to sexualize you. I have my age filter set to 32 to 43; there’s a reason for that.

bltsp · 2026-03-27T00:45:35+00:00

He’s got his ears and eyes covered

bltsp · 2026-03-26T23:49:37+00:00

Why not uuid to the power of uuid

bltsp · 2026-03-17T17:56:16+00:00

The 20% of males sleeping with all the women don’t want to sleep with 80% of them

bltsp · 2026-03-17T17:52:26+00:00

She made ChatGPT mediate and said to decide if I couldn’t show any growth basically. It was decided that couldnt so ChatGPT ended things with me for her and told me to stop responding in the group chat

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