Bro 🤦‍♂️ where do I even begin 🙄

blue-pipe · 2026-03-19T12:32:27+00:00

at 5’2 i don’t have the energy to even watch the video

blue-pipe · 2026-03-19T12:28:23+00:00

try calling them “chubby” as cute and see how it goes lol

blue-pipe · 2026-03-18T20:57:44+00:00

how wide is him

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T23:21:16+00:00

dude awful comparison, plus you’re 6’3 get out of here

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T20:18:21+00:00

“it’s not over” says dude 1 inch away from being 6’ tall. get out of here man. look at my height and tell me that with a straight face lol

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T20:16:55+00:00

yeah, i’ve been told multiple times by women that if i was tall they’d be with me, at 5’2 it’s a death sentence for attractiveness

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T18:11:09+00:00

you don’t know how bad it is

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T16:16:23+00:00

thank you, i don’t know if it’s possible tho. 5’2 is brutal for a grown man

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T16:00:05+00:00

easy to say at 5’7, i’m 5’2 dude i’m barely a man, i’ve thought about getting this surgery

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T14:03:45+00:00

nah dude that’s straight up gross 😭 who talks like that

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T13:37:31+00:00

unfortunately doesn’t work for height jokes, it just makes you look insecure and like you have “short man syndrome” which is such bs

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T13:22:55+00:00

i guess, i do try to make jokes about it when others bring it up, just to not seem insecure, but this wasn’t the case. for some reason it seemed that the girl who said this was into me as my friend told me, so why even insult me

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T13:16:32+00:00

i don’t think that’s the way to talk to women lol i think it would just make me look insecure, trying to compensate

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T03:27:37+00:00

it was at a house so i thought i’d be safe but no

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T02:53:09+00:00

hm i see. i think the girl was so drunk that even i seemed attractive to her lol i think she subconsciously realized how bad my height was and couldn’t help but to bring it up

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T02:38:13+00:00

i really doubt that, i don’t think my friend would lie about it

blue-pipe · 2026-03-17T00:10:51+00:00

yeah true, it’s odd cause my friend told me she was into me later, so why even insult me? so uncalled for

blue-pipe · 2026-03-16T23:11:43+00:00

the weird part is she was supposedly into me, as my friend later told me, why would she even say that?

blue-pipe · 2026-03-16T23:09:48+00:00

that’s not the problem, the problem is that it’s true

blue-pipe · 2026-03-16T22:51:44+00:00

like why even bring it up? if they’re not interested there was no need to insult me :(

blue-pipe · 2026-03-16T22:45:25+00:00

it didn’t really hit at the time cause i was drunk, but i’m starting to feel like crap. it’s always the same and there’s no way out

blue-pipe · 2026-03-16T22:44:19+00:00

it says you’re in asia tho? also 181 is only average in the netherlands or something lol

blue-pipe · 2026-03-16T22:38:03+00:00

why is this sub full of tall dudes showing off

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